Jonnor 

What a fish does when it dies..

person 1: LOOK MY FISH DIED!!!!!!
person 2: Oh god your fish just jonnored
person 3: ahh your right!

Jonnor by kellytjudfgvksjgherlkhg July 27, 2010

Jonnor

Jonnor (n.), the specific chaos-energy of a couple who leave the house with no plan and somehow end up with the best story of the year. Symptoms include: driving off with zero bookings and thriving anyway, staging surprises so good the other person is still talking about it years later, and treating “we probably shouldn’t” as a green light. If your relationship involves last-minute huts on remote islands, surprise bagpipers, or proposing somewhere wildly inconvenient just because it means more, you might have jonnor. Not for the faint of heart. Extremely good for the photo album.

“They had no hotel, no map, and no regrets. That’s how to jonnor.”

Jonnor by Sunshinetown26 August 6, 2026

Did a Jonno 

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

Did a Jonno by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009

Jonno time 

When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...

"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away

ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"

Jonno time by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010

Jonno 

A person of the male gender who is so ridiculously/ extremely hot/ handsome/ good looking that he can make any female wet just by looking at her. Jonnos are known the world over for having the biggest schlongs on average by at least a meter to their closest rivals. Their dongs commonly go by the name of "Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle or Borris The Fur Faced Chicken." They generally have a wingman starting with the letter "B" who is mostly a massive mong with an elfish appearance. Jonnos live for DA BOIZ and follow the rules of "The Bro Code" by the book. You think you're hot?... you obviously haven't met a Jonno yet. They are built like a God and would make Jesus himself cream his pants. They have the rare ability to turn lesbians straight, so watch out Rebecca Black. Jonnos are renowned for their lewse getting abilities and just generally ripping the shit up out of any d-floor which is graced by their presence. Some say that Jonnos are as a whole the greatest football players on the planet, so Ronaldo, Messi and Nico get fucked.

Blake: "Fuck Jonno's a lewse cannon."
Nico: "I know brah and have you seen his dong?"
Huss: "Have you seen my fucking pies?"
Nico: "STFU and answer my question..."
Huss: Nah i haven't seen his knob but word on the street is it's longer than the street..."
Blake " I heard it's named Russell the one-eyed wonder muscle?"
Nico: "I heard it was called Borris the fur-faced chicken?"
Huss: "I couldn't care less i just want a fucking pie with some tomatie sauce!"?

Jonno by BK DA MONG May 23, 2011

Doing a Jonno 

When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.

He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.

Doing a Jonno by Olthepol January 19, 2023

Jonno 

A person which is extremely cool but is still nice on the inside.

"hey man, you're a jonno, thanks"
"cant you just be a jonno for once"

Jonno by Seth999 October 14, 2009