Joesen 

Joesen can be a quiet and smart person if he doesn’t know you but if you are friends with him, he’ll start to open up and you’ll find yourself becoming best friends with him. Joesen is intelligent and smart although can say dumb things occasionally.

Woah is that Joesen?!

Joesen by Incomprehensibilities November 22, 2021

jesenia 

jesenia: a great friend
will ALWAYS be there for you
BEAUTIFUL

wonderful personality

makes great memes

will steal your mans

gives great advice

overall just a great friend

omg you NEED a jesenia in your life

jesenia by agreatfriendnamedlala January 21, 2018

Josen 

In modern society, it is almost impossible to find a man who is sexy, intelligent, and kind. Researchers have searched far and wide to seek for the existence of such a man. Researchers has classified this rare breed as unicorns, but the public simply calls them Josen.

Girl 1 in UK: Did you know there was a rumour that a man can be hot, caring and smart?!
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.

Josen by fantasticAaron March 30, 2017

Jesenya 

The best person in the entire world. Smart and focused on whatever makes her happy. One-hundred percent queen

person: who's that over there?
person2: that's Jesenya. You're welcome

Jesenya by Heeyaa by outkast March 29, 2020

Joeserver Effect 

Similar to the observer effect in physics, the very act of one person saying they will attend an event can cause all other people who were going to attend to change their minds. Has been known to ruin entire parties.

<Dave> Man, this party is going to be awesome, are you guys coming?
<Adrian> I'll be there
<Joe> I'm coming!
<Adrian> Actually wait, I just realised I had something on
<Dave> Damn, the Joeserver effect!

Joeserver Effect by PartyJardino May 18, 2009

jesenta 

An intelligent, beautiful person who is outgoing, energetic, and kind.

Everybody likes Jesenta

jesenta by Jbomb123 February 3, 2013

joementia 

A name for a politician who shows some evidence of mental decline that is not reported on -- or is actively concealed -- by media. It's namesake, President Joe Biden, is a very good example. Paul von Hindenburg was as well.

Joementia seemed lost at his recent town hall, but media cherrypicked his strongest answers for their clips.

joementia by CactusFrame October 27, 2021