joementia

A name for a politician who shows some evidence of mental decline that is not reported on -- or is actively concealed -- by media. It's namesake, President Joe Biden, is a very good example. Paul von Hindenburg was as well.

Joementia seemed lost at his recent town hall, but media cherrypicked his strongest answers for their clips.

by CactusFrame October 27, 2021

joementum

The essential quality of a flagging political campaign, particularly when conducted by an incumbent who is overly confident of victory. This term is a reference to Joe Lieberman, whose perceived conservatism and tendency to publicly undercut the Democratic Party have led to an alienation of the Democratic base.

Polls suggest that Rick Santorum as Joementum to spare.

by bluedevil July 20, 2006

joementum

When anything has no momentum whatsoever.

Wow, Lieberman's campaign has got some real joementum... It's going down the drain...

by Jack January 29, 2004

joementica

my name is Joe and I forgot this message.

What are you doing today, I don't know I have joementica

by Uncle Fester August 17, 2021

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

by Laz April 17, 2019

joement

a moment of stupidity, thought or idea to do something stupid.

That guy must have been having a joement when he decided to run a black cable line up that persons white living room wall and across her ceiling.

by Natovirus February 12, 2010

joement

a ridiculous or obscene phrase or statement blurted out in an obnoxious crude manner which offends friends and/or significant other frequently

Husband says to wife that his job is none of her concern. Friends say that's a joement!

by Fettman October 16, 2008