joement

a moment of stupidity, thought or idea to do something stupid.

That guy must have been having a joement when he decided to run a black cable line up that persons white living room wall and across her ceiling.

by Natovirus February 12, 2010

joement

a ridiculous or obscene phrase or statement blurted out in an obnoxious crude manner which offends friends and/or significant other frequently

Husband says to wife that his job is none of her concern. Friends say that's a joement!

by Fettman October 16, 2008

Joement

When that one bro at a social gathering gets too drunk and starts acting like an uncontrollable emotional train wreck and continually repeats themselves.

We were at the party last night and Brandon started having a joement in front of everyone.Yeah

by Zrys August 10, 2019

Joement

When your friend knows just enough a out a topic to be wrong and or irrelevant

"Dark souls has really declined recently"
"My favorite game is minecraft"
"#Joement"

by PussySlayer475 April 9, 2023

Joement

When referring to something weird, sexual, anything referring to Eminem and annoying

speaker 1: “I love Eminem so much i know so much about him”
Speaker 2: “joement”

by John cranberry July 1, 2025

joementia

A name for a politician who shows some evidence of mental decline that is not reported on -- or is actively concealed -- by media. It's namesake, President Joe Biden, is a very good example. Paul von Hindenburg was as well.

Joementia seemed lost at his recent town hall, but media cherrypicked his strongest answers for their clips.

by CactusFrame October 27, 2021

joementum

The essential quality of a flagging political campaign, particularly when conducted by an incumbent who is overly confident of victory. This term is a reference to Joe Lieberman, whose perceived conservatism and tendency to publicly undercut the Democratic Party have led to an alienation of the Democratic base.

Polls suggest that Rick Santorum as Joementum to spare.

by bluedevil July 20, 2006