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a moment of stupidity, thought or idea to do something stupid.
That guy must have been having a joement when he decided to run a black cable line up that persons white living room wall and across her ceiling.
joement by Natovirus February 12, 2010
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a ridiculous or obscene phrase or statement blurted out in an obnoxious crude manner which offends friends and/or significant other frequently
Husband says to wife that his job is none of her concern. Friends say that's a joement!
joement by Fettman October 16, 2008
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When that one bro at a social gathering gets too drunk and starts acting like an uncontrollable emotional train wreck and continually repeats themselves.
We were at the party last night and Brandon started having a joement in front of everyone.Yeah
Joement by Zrys August 10, 2019
When your friend knows just enough a out a topic to be wrong and or irrelevant
"Dark souls has really declined recently"
"My favorite game is minecraft"
"#Joement"
Joement by PussySlayer475 April 9, 2023
When referring to something weird, sexual, anything referring to Eminem and annoying
speaker 1: “I love Eminem so much i know so much about him”
Speaker 2: “joement”
Joement by John cranberry July 1, 2025

joementia 

A name for a politician who shows some evidence of mental decline that is not reported on -- or is actively concealed -- by media. It's namesake, President Joe Biden, is a very good example. Paul von Hindenburg was as well.
Joementia seemed lost at his recent town hall, but media cherrypicked his strongest answers for their clips.
joementia by CactusFrame October 27, 2021
The essential quality of a flagging political campaign, particularly when conducted by an incumbent who is overly confident of victory. This term is a reference to Joe Lieberman, whose perceived conservatism and tendency to publicly undercut the Democratic Party have led to an alienation of the Democratic base.
Polls suggest that Rick Santorum as Joementum to spare.
joementum by bluedevil July 20, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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