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In modern society, it is almost impossible to find a man who is sexy, intelligent, and kind. Researchers have searched far and wide to seek for the existence of such a man. Researchers has classified this rare breed as unicorns, but the public simply calls them Josen.
Girl 1 in UK: Did you know there was a rumour that a man can be hot, caring and smart?!
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.
Josen by fantasticAaron March 30, 2017
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A piece of worthless trash. Mostly used for just sex, money or drugs. Something to be used and tossed aside.
Girl: have you seen Josen?
Boy: yeah I screwed that guy for all his cash
Girl: damn you beat me to it
Josen by Ssj3josen October 18, 2020
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a guy that loves taking it up the ass and always asks for more
guy: im done

josen: no I want more, its not enough, call your friend and give it to me more
josen by josenjosen January 17, 2019

Maria Jose

Maria is a girl that isn't afraid to tell you that she loves you. The minute you meet her, she takes your heart. Her beauty has this way of stunning you every time you see her. She makes you the happiest guy in the world, and you can't stop loving her. If you ever lose a Maria, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Maria is someone to cherish while you have her. She will always love to joke around with you, and be near you. You can never stop loving a Maria. I love my Maria, and will never quit.
MARIA JOSE a wonderful person, she comes across as a lion and a bit frightening but she is a loyal lion once she becomes your friend. she will stand up against any one for you, go any where, get into to trouble with you. she has to most unique, beautiful personality, she is amazing at every subject including Latin!!! she never realises her amazing skills inside the classroom and as a friend.
Maria Jose by Mariajo13 July 12, 2018
You are jopenso af
Jopenso by Lifesucker July 20, 2018
she is really pretty. she is very understanding so if you ever need someone to talk to about anything, she's your girl. she will keep your secrets because she knows how it feels when her secrets get out and she doesn't like it at all. basically an all around great/amazing person. oh and she's better than youuuu. ;)
I wish I was like Jolena, but she's too amazing.
jolena by kirsten farmington June 21, 2015

José Manuel 

The most perfect guy in this world. In a room full of people your eyes will be fixed only on him. Handsome, caring and intelligent, a girl can dream. You wish he was yours.
José Manuel by La fira June 23, 2020