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What happens when your mom cant spell and forgets the baby name book
Guy 1- please spell you name please
Guy 2 -okay J-O-E-S-E-P-H
Guy 1 writes Joseph

Guy 2- DAMM IT !!!! My names not spelt like that

Joeseph
Joeseph by Kwaja February 11, 2012
Words you can keep
Joeseph has a nice cock.
Something that cannot be taught, and is only naturally understood (may take some time to understand.)
Mom: Did you do your 37 missing assignments?
You: Joeseph.
Joeseph by JoeLuvr127 May 10, 2022
Feared by many, rumoured he is so hard he shaves with a blowtorch and is able to move mountains and has acquired the nickname The Mountain.
Did you hear about that guy Joeseph? Apparently he has an extremely fit friend named will Saldana.
Joeseph by saldana June 1, 2016
Dirty minded but also a gentleman who is loyal joeseph is a decent guy who tries and puts effort in everything he doesn’t believe in sugarcoating anything he says so prepare to be upset in a good way his actions will leave you speechless
Guy1: man can you believe how hard joeseph is working.

Guy2: it’s a good thing you hired him.
Joeseph by Bigjoesavage November 25, 2021

joeseph mother 

It’s just a longer version of joe mama

That’s it
That’s the whole thing
Go home
Real human 1:
Hey did you hear about joeseph?
Real human 2: no,who’s joeseph?
Real human 1: joeseph mother
Real human 2: *grabs all and shoots real human 1 in the stomach*
joeseph mother by Horrific gamer February 23, 2021

joeseph hay 

a big fat queer who smells and never showers but wants to get a shower from OG Mudbone, and who like big blue dildo up their ass holes while masturbating thier tiny weirners to gay nigger porn.
man u are such a joeseph hay!
joeseph hay by Rrummulluxx July 27, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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