Dogineer

As society evolves, so do the creatures that live in that society. Dogs have grown from wild and savage to domestic.

2017 is the beginning of a new generation. Dogs have the intelligence to become an Engineer.
Engineer #1: I heard the new engineer is super cute!
Engineer #2: Yeah! He is a Dogineer.
Engineer #1: What is a Dogineer?

Engineer #2: A dog that is an Engineer.

Dogineer: Woof!
by fantasticAaron November 06, 2017
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Josen

In modern society, it is almost impossible to find a man who is sexy, intelligent, and kind. Researchers have searched far and wide to seek for the existence of such a man. Researchers has classified this rare breed as unicorns, but the public simply calls them Josen.
Girl 1 in UK: Did you know there was a rumour that a man can be hot, caring and smart?!
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.
by fantasticAaron March 30, 2017
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