A joepert is a person who defends the choices he or she made after they prove to be bad decisions. They will often go to great lengths and convoluted explanations to convince people that the choice they made was correct although they are already suffering from the negative effects.

He told his wife that she was fat. He still thinks it was the right thing to do even though he now lives on the street. He is such a joepert.

joepert by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015

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Joepedo

A pedo named Joe.

Joepedo was caught in the high school girl's locker room again.

Joepedo by booburns June 30, 2009

Joevelyn

Joevelyn is charming and adorable person. Her engaging personality leads to many friends and relationships and you'd be lucky to have her as a friend, best friend, or girlfriend. She loves kids and kittens and also cooking, she is very lovely, caring and trustworthy.

Is that Joevelyn. She is quite adorable and cute.

Joevelyn by Jake Hendrix October 21, 2021

joebell

A very mature person who always thinks first before he acts. He is serious but he can also throw some jokes too. Joebell is a selfless person especially to his love ones. He is tough but deep inside, he's actually soft hearted person. You gotta be so special before you'll experience it.

Person 1: Joebell is hella smart on his own way!

joebell by Joeshan June 7, 2021

joemell

Is a sweet .womanizer that could be very friendly and that good in the bedroom that wouldn't judge . Also has good career head of him

Joemell Is a friendly relaxed person

joemell by Mellow June 14, 2017

Joepese

A term for a sever breakout of mouth herpes. Also used to refer to a guy named Joe who just happens to have a massive herpes issue

I went down on that asian chick and now i have a massive Joepese outbreak.
We were gonna do it but joe has herply uprleses soo bad its borderline Joepese

Joepese by Dr. Ben Dover RECTOLOGIST October 20, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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