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A joepert is a person who defends the choices he or she made after they prove to be bad decisions. They will often go to great lengths and convoluted explanations to convince people that the choice they made was correct although they are already suffering from the negative effects.
He told his wife that she was fat. He still thinks it was the right thing to do even though he now lives on the street. He is such a joepert.
joepert by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015
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An inctedible awesome and most amazing man that ever walked the earth and lived in our universe. He is a handful sometimes but is soooo appealing . All the girls will dropped their asses and jaw only looking at him. He's cool an artist, a gift from above no one can handle. All the guys envy him. Guys will turn gays and lesbians into straight.
Wow he's a joebert
joebert by Pshhvta May 15, 2018
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Annoying kids(usually ranging from 5-10) who always stare at you and you always want to punch them excessively till they bleed.

Common places where you can spot them are at shopping centres, where they usually scab around and beg their parents to get them some annoying childish magazine or some stupid immature toy.
Oh crap, it's a jodpert.

Oh my god it's a rampage of jodperts!
Jodpert by slipzell January 14, 2009
A man of almost mystical qualities. Wise beyond his years and witty like nobody’s business. A great companion in a special sort of way. Eloquent and always dressed to the nines, a Jopert is always the most interesting person in the room. Joperts are excellent musicians or artists. They are exceedingly rare, so they should be valued and cherished if you find one.
Wow! Did you hear that guy playing Blackbird on his guitar? He's amazing; he must be a Jopert.
Jopert by thatbeatlesdude December 24, 2021
joe-pert-(adj.)-A word meaning different, lonely. Another name for loser (n)-A word that you can say in of a curse word. Something that is different and usually excluded from everything else. antonyms: popular, sociable, crazy. Commonly spelled incorrectly in this way: gopert
Wow! That boy s such a jopert.
Jopert by Ron-A-El December 17, 2010
Being joepet is good to hear
joepet by Phets August 13, 2021

joeperdepoep 

joeperdepoep is dom
joeperdepoep by anonymous November 23, 2021
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