Joepese 

A term for a sever breakout of mouth herpes. Also used to refer to a guy named Joe who just happens to have a massive herpes issue

I went down on that asian chick and now i have a massive Joepese outbreak.
We were gonna do it but joe has herply uprleses soo bad its borderline Joepese

Joepese by Dr. Ben Dover RECTOLOGIST October 20, 2010

joelese 

She’s a very sweet person, charming, and very beautiful. Her gorgeous looks makes every other girl look worthless. She is outgoing, has a great smile, and a great sense of humor, She is honest and loyal and she is EVERYTHING a guy could ever ask for. Anyone who rejects her just don’t got taste at all.

Joelese is the greatest there is .

joelese by Joelese January 15, 2023

Joebese 

To be skinny like Joey Mac, or starvin' marvin. The complete inability to add even a single pound to ones frame.
Usually caused by complete softness.

"Mark Kate Olsen is wishing she was joebese"

Joebese by WaCHunter May 31, 2012