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Jelsie is an amazing girl and will make you laugh with just about about anything. She loves sexual jokes and makes sexual jokes. She can be annoying but thats just her. When you really get to know a jelsie you will want her in your life forever. Jelsies are amazing friends and will do anything to lift someone up when they are down. Jelsies are usually pretty and are barely thick which makes them beautiful. They have a great body. You are lucky to know a Jelsie
Boy 1: dayum! Jelsie is beautiful!

Boy2: wow dont you wish she was mine?

Boy 1: back off. If anyone is getting her its me!
jelsie by Billiewearsblack July 9, 2018
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An extremely smart and talented girl who has a big heart. Loves all of her friends and has the compassion and love to put others first. She’s always super fun to be around and will be there for you whenever you need her the most. She’s had an amazing personality and stands out in the crowd. She’s fun, smart, beautiful, loyal, kind, caring, happy, and outgoing. She’s one of the most amazing girls in the world and anyone lucky enough to have a joelie in their life is truly blessed. She is great with kids and loves life. She’s super thic and is always down for a good time.
She must be a joelie 😍
Joelie by Livin’Life January 19, 2019
A short gay Puerto Rican that thinks he’s crip but he likes to suck dick especially the big ones. Joelvie’s also have some weird ass cuts on their face too and have a small gap in their two front teeth. They also hate their little sisters. A joelvie loves to say the N-Word with the hard R when they are mad or likes to swear in Spanish. The most common words are Maricon Mierda. Overall a joelvie is nice and always there for you.
Yo joelvie that short little Puerto Rican that think he crip? Yea I know him
joelvie by Dakiddd0303 November 5, 2019
A joel who wishes he was a joe.
Alex: Hey joel!

Joel: My name's JOELSEPH goddammit!!
One of my best friends that doesn't know how to SHUT THE FUCK UP :) but it's ok i love her. Used to describe one that is happy and always in a good mood.
Joelie: Dude what's going on with Martha?
Olivia: Idk fam she talked shit so ion talk to her no more
Joelie: Oh shit man that sucksss
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Martha: What is Olivia saying about me!?
Joelie: Hold up I have screenshots
OR
Joelie: Hey it's a beautiful day I'm so fuckin happy
Olivia: yay positivity
Joelie by SupDudesItsOlivia January 7, 2017
Sexy ass fine ass lovable ass woman that I'm in love with
If she ain't Joelise, I don't want her.
joelise by Joelise' boyfriend April 18, 2018
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