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joeseph mother 

It’s just a longer version of joe mama

That’s it
That’s the whole thing
Go home
Real human 1:
Hey did you hear about joeseph?
Real human 2: no,who’s joeseph?
Real human 1: joeseph mother
Real human 2: *grabs all and shoots real human 1 in the stomach*
joeseph mother by Horrific gamer February 23, 2021
What happens when your mom cant spell and forgets the baby name book
Guy 1- please spell you name please
Guy 2 -okay J-O-E-S-E-P-H
Guy 1 writes Joseph

Guy 2- DAMM IT !!!! My names not spelt like that

Joeseph
Joeseph by Kwaja February 11, 2012
Joeseph has a nice cock.

joeseph hay 

a big fat queer who smells and never showers but wants to get a shower from OG Mudbone, and who like big blue dildo up their ass holes while masturbating thier tiny weirners to gay nigger porn.
man u are such a joeseph hay!
joeseph hay by Rrummulluxx July 27, 2009
Something that cannot be taught, and is only naturally understood (may take some time to understand.)
Mom: Did you do your 37 missing assignments?
You: Joeseph.
Joeseph by JoeLuvr127 May 10, 2022
Feared by many, rumoured he is so hard he shaves with a blowtorch and is able to move mountains and has acquired the nickname The Mountain.
Did you hear about that guy Joeseph? Apparently he has an extremely fit friend named will Saldana.
Joeseph by saldana June 1, 2016
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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