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A tall, hot, talented guy. Can do anything he sets his mind to. He's outgoing, sweet, caring, and everyone wants to be him. Girls, if you ever find yourself a Joelsel don't let him go. He's one of a kind. Like his name, he's hard to find in this world these days. LOVE him with all your heart. Make him yours before some other girl does, first!
1. Wow, you're amazing, is your name Joelsel?
Joelsel by dabaddestintown December 5, 2011
Words you can keep
Kind
Loving
Trustworthy
Loves food
Bestfriend you'll have
Unfortunately always heartbroken
Joesel is the beauty in all ugliness.
joesel by Katherine Gilbert June 7, 2021
A joel who wishes he was a joe.
Alex: Hey joel!

Joel: My name's JOELSEPH goddammit!!

Joelseption

when you or someone else runs into another joel, thus creating joel seption.
person: oh man i finally dressed up like joel!
friend: yea you look super cool as joel! hey wait…that guy is dressed up as joel too!
person: holy shit. this is some real joelseption…

Joelsepher 

Someone completely undeserving of the position of authority they are in. A Joelsepher often spends his work days navigating through scandalous areas of the internet and telling his employees to shave their sideburns because facial hair is unacceptable in the work place.

It should be noted that he has a beard that is majestic as fuck, and his employees don't have sideburns.

Also, jazz feet.
"Do you see that guy over there? He's making out with mashpotatos...."

"Thats Joelsepher, best to leave him be."
Joelsepher by JD5000 May 8, 2014
Joeliel is a guy that is super cool and handsome and usually a total gentleman, he is easy to get along with and has great personality
Joeliel is so easy to talk to and is super cool
Joeliel by Lolabanks March 16, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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