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feel or express a strong desire or hope for something that is not easily attainable; want something that cannot or probably will not happen.
She was lovesick and full of wishes.
Wishes by Sidewalkkittyhasgonecrazy September 30, 2019
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wishes and prayers 

Wishes and prayers in short means “WAP” so when your mom doesn’t know what to put for a caption of grandma dying tell her to put “WAP” the funniest joke ever I swear lol.
Mom: what do I put for the caption?
You: putWAP” because it means wishes and prayers🙏⛪️
wishes and prayers by S-s-senpai~ October 10, 2020

Wishes are for bitches

Wishes are for bitches.

Wishes are for wanters

: A saying that means simply hoping for something isn't enough to make it happen. "Wanters" sit around passively making wishes, while successful people take actual action to get what they desire.
Use in a sentence: "You can't just hope you'll get a promotion without putting in the hard work. Wishes are for wanters!"
"You can't just hope that you'll get a promotion without putting into work, wishes are for wanters."

Cast of wishes 

A fake movie that is promoted on You Tube.
The only segments of "Cast of wishes" that anybody has ever seen are the fan-made previews, and the opening credits, using music recycled from "Disney's Pinnochio".
So, basicly, it's just a fake movie!
Drake: Yo, Josh, ever seen "Cast of wishes"?
Josh: Oh, yhat fake You Tube movie? Yeah, why!?
Drake: Disney finnaly aqquerd the rights from ASACAPRA to make the real movie!
Josh: Nice!
Cast of wishes by Scott Daniel March 24, 2008

Non-denominational holiday wishes

Holiday greeting which is acceptable for dissemination to anyone, is politically correct and entirely non-offensive; yet contains no substance and is really annoying.
Please accept my non-denominational holiday wishes with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

breast wishes 

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.
So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!
breast wishes by SexyTexan January 12, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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