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Joesie is a kitter name. A joesie is a grey catto and he lives in the netherlands.
Heck, he makes me stroke my joesie
joesie by Chickenandmemes January 20, 2017
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Jossie, a girl who’s always nice and incredibly beautiful. They always have the best style in clothing! They have a great personality that can make anyone fall in love. They will always be there for you and can get easily attached. She usually loves icecream. She’s pretty chill as well. They usually think bad about themselves so go ahead and let them know that they are great.
Person: that girl is always looking their best
Person 2: yeah she’s such a Jossie
Jossie by Yesterdays chicken September 23, 2018

josiesexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Josie Saltzman and Simps over her
Omg Hope was having sex dreams about Josie, she has too be Josiesexual
josiesexual by Josie simp 😏 December 30, 2020
Bright, fun loving, crazy, and absolutely hilarious are just some of the things that describe Josie. She's fun to be around and is the light of the party. She brings out the best in everyone in ever situation.

Josie doesn't really like to admit she's wrong, but that's just a minor personality aspect that is left behind and forgotten.

Josie is like a magnet- she attracts people to her with just a flash of her smile or her kind laugh. She's beautiful on the inside, though she doesn't know it.
Josie's BFF: I wish he would notice me, just like everyone notices you, Josie!
Josie: Wait a second. I can handle this.
Guy 1: Hey Josie!
Josie: Hi! Hey, do you see that girl over there? My BFF
Guy 1: Yeah...
Josie: Don't you think she's pretty?
Guy 1: Well yeah, actually she's more than pretty, I um...
Josie: Go talk to her
LATER: Josie: There you go!
Josie's BFF: You're such a Josie. Thanks.
Josie by SashaDaDragon May 25, 2017
A name that originated from asian culture (Thailand). Jossie means powerful and beautiful energy. Anyone who has this name will 100% bring good energy’s to you.
person 1: I love how she acts!
person 2: yeah she’s definitely a Jossie
Jossie by way2sexyforthissite November 21, 2021
Will love you forever if you bring her food and/or play with her hair
Message From Josie:

😘😘😊😘😘😘
Josie by ZammmTruth May 21, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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