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Joesie is a kitter name. A joesie is a grey catto and he lives in the netherlands.
Heck, he makes me stroke my joesie
joesie by Chickenandmemes January 20, 2017
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Jossie, a girl whoโ€™s always nice and incredibly beautiful. They always have the best style in clothing! They have a great personality that can make anyone fall in love. They will always be there for you and can get easily attached. She usually loves icecream. Sheโ€™s pretty chill as well. They usually think bad about themselves so go ahead and let them know that they are great.
Person: that girl is always looking their best
Person 2: yeah sheโ€™s such a Jossie
Jossie by Yesterdays chicken September 23, 2018

josiesexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Josie Saltzman and Simps over her
Omg Hope was having sex dreams about Josie, she has too be Josiesexual
josiesexual by Josie simp ๐Ÿ˜ December 30, 2020
Bright, fun loving, crazy, and absolutely hilarious are just some of the things that describe Josie. She's fun to be around and is the light of the party. She brings out the best in everyone in ever situation.

Josie doesn't really like to admit she's wrong, but that's just a minor personality aspect that is left behind and forgotten.

Josie is like a magnet- she attracts people to her with just a flash of her smile or her kind laugh. She's beautiful on the inside, though she doesn't know it.
Josie's BFF: I wish he would notice me, just like everyone notices you, Josie!
Josie: Wait a second. I can handle this.
Guy 1: Hey Josie!
Josie: Hi! Hey, do you see that girl over there? My BFF
Guy 1: Yeah...
Josie: Don't you think she's pretty?
Guy 1: Well yeah, actually she's more than pretty, I um...
Josie: Go talk to her
LATER: Josie: There you go!
Josie's BFF: You're such a Josie. Thanks.
Josie by SashaDaDragon May 25, 2017
A name that originated from asian culture (Thailand). Jossie means powerful and beautiful energy. Anyone who has this name will 100% bring good energyโ€™s to you.
person 1: I love how she acts!
person 2: yeah sheโ€™s definitely a Jossie
Jossie by way2sexyforthissite November 21, 2021
Will love you forever if you bring her food and/or play with her hair
Message From Josie:

๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
Josie by ZammmTruth May 21, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organizationโ€™s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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