jelsie 

Jelsie is an amazing girl and will make you laugh with just about about anything. She loves sexual jokes and makes sexual jokes. She can be annoying but thats just her. When you really get to know a jelsie you will want her in your life forever. Jelsies are amazing friends and will do anything to lift someone up when they are down. Jelsies are usually pretty and are barely thick which makes them beautiful. They have a great body. You are lucky to know a Jelsie

Boy 1: dayum! Jelsie is beautiful!

Boy2: wow dont you wish she was mine?

Boy 1: back off. If anyone is getting her its me!

jelsie by Billiewearsblack July 9, 2018

desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies 

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson

B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013

jessie paege

The most wonderful human ever. She makes YouTube videos about Ratatouille and equality.

I Stan Jessie Paege *slams hand on table*

jessie paege by A.rat.for.ratatouille May 31, 2018

Jessie Godderz

Professional Body Builder from Florida, also The 13th houseguest to be evicted from Big Brother 11, one of the most pathetic, yet addictive TV shows ever, next to Jersey Shore. Hopes to wrestle for WWE someday. Also extremely sexy.

Person 1: Did you watch Big Brother 11 last night?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?

Jessie Godderz by shalers. December 14, 2009

Jessielyn 

A very very courageous and pure girl. She gets you into trouble sometimes, but in a very funny way. Is beautiful, patient, and someone you can always depend on. Everybody loves her!

She's always one call away, that Jessielyn!

Jessielyn by benpepsi June 7, 2021

Bad Luck Jessie J 

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.

Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

Bad Luck Jessie J by BadLuckJessieJ August 27, 2013