Jizzfarmer

one who raises and tends to jizz as if it were a cash crop

I wish my husband wasn't a jizzfarmer because he always expects me to clean him up after a day in the fields.

by Jerandam June 20, 2008

jizz farmer

1. One who causes sperm to come forth through various methods.
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen

That bitch is a straight jizz farmer. She wouldnt stop rubbing my dick until i ran dry.

by shabat July 7, 2008

Jizzhammer

Male reproductive organ. Used for copulation and urination, but never simultaneously.

"Dude! I could hear you peeing in the other room. You're really working the old jizzhammer today!"

"I know I'm walking funny today, but he totally nailed me hard with the jizzhammer last night."

by marecia August 17, 2011

Sweaty Jizz Farmer

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009

jizz farmer

1. one who harvests jizz from multiple sources including animals and people in order to bottle it for a profit by selling it to sperm banks

look at that bastard gary he wanked of that horse for three hours, i bet hes got so much jizz hes a jizzilliannare, what a jizz farmer

by luron November 4, 2008

jizzfarm

A jizzfarm is a hottie, male or female, that induces sex or masturbation.

I was up all night with pics of that jizzfarm in my head. I'm spent.

by Snow27 October 20, 2011