Jizztard
Bob Marley was a Jizztard
Jizztard by Mr.Whippy XD November 22, 2010
Jizzard
1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
Related Words
jiztard
One who is composed of the fluids the penis secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a "retard." Widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.
Example 1:
Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"
Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."
Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"
Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."
Jizztar
1. When you take a jizz on someones guitar. Usually out of anger or jealously.
2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.
2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.
Jizzard
The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.
The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.
Jizzard by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019
Jazztard
Jizzard
(Noun) A mystical wizard who ejaculates on your forehead leaving a sparkling teardrop shaped jizzlob right between your eyes, commonly found at an EDM festival. This is a high honor, and those bespeckled should wear it with pride. Note: Do not look directly into the Jizzard's eyes when he blesses you.
Jizzard by CleeTorith February 20, 2023
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.