1)The name of male who is a living legend.
2) That guy who will probably steal your girl and jizz on her face.
2) That guy who will probably steal your girl and jizz on her face.
1) "I aspire to be like Jizzgar in the future."
2) "Oh shit, Jizzgar just arrived. Get your girl and let's dip."
2) "Oh shit, Jizzgar just arrived. Get your girl and let's dip."
by invi_ June 17, 2019
Get the Jizzgar mug.1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
by 1921 June 1, 2011
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A plastic, flexible, alligator toy that has been utilized during sexual activities, specifically in use as a penetrative instrument. It is assumed that the alligator has come into contact with various bodily fluids.
by Khan. November 20, 2011
Get the Jizzgator mug.1. When you take a jizz on someones guitar. Usually out of anger or jealously.
2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.
2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.
1. Tom: "Man, that guy is a prick to me, I'm going to give him a jizztar sometime."
2. Teddy: "Hey, did you see that jizztar I made last night?"
Mary: "You're sick."
Teddy: "v_v"
2. Teddy: "Hey, did you see that jizztar I made last night?"
Mary: "You're sick."
Teddy: "v_v"
by Darth_X April 17, 2008
Get the Jizztar mug.The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.
The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.
by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019
Get the Jizzard mug.macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something
by evak April 6, 2008
Get the jizzaroni and cheese mug.A person that makes like harder for themsleves by destroying or lossing their own property before a big event or party. Normaly something they do often.
by teh gil gil January 18, 2009
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