Jizzbake

(v) to soak another intentionally in a large quantity of jism, without that person's permission

Despite warnings from my girlfriend, I jizzbaked her while she was lying on her back, shooting a load all over her stomach and face, and then made her get up to wipe it off.

Jizzbake by Billy Chill June 24, 2006

jizztake 

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.

girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...

jizztake by getdhood February 4, 2010

Jizzbasket 

1) Pertaining to the sock you jack off in at night and leave under your bed

2) Derogatory term for anyone who sucks, also see Douchbag

1) "ahh dude my mom found my jizzbasket"

2) "I cant believe Robby screwed my girlfriend, what a jizzbasket"

Jizzbasket by Justin July 25, 2004

Jizzrake 

The comb used 6 hours after falling asleep while masturbating; to remove semen from pubic hair.

Damn, Stonie; that's a right feckin' jizzrake you got there.

Jizzrake by COMEGETME October 10, 2010

jizzcake 

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.

"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

jizzcake by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006

jizmbaker 

a pregnant chick who is a big whore

look at that slut she's such a jizmbaker.

jizmbaker by big johnson109 October 15, 2008

Jizzcake 

When a dude unloads onto a cupcake and feeds it to someone (normally I’m public)

Bro 1: Bro I’m gonna Jizzcake this nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake

Bro2: that a cumcake nigga

Jizzcake by Donald J. Vrobama January 17, 2019