Soak

Soaking is when the penis enters the vagina, but once it has entered, it remains stationary, much like a tampon. This is a loophole used by individuals trying to maintain their virginity, but still looking to get sexual pleasure. Soaking is popular with religious students where pre-marital sex is against the code of conduct.

My girl is one of those religious bitches, all she will let me do is soak.

by PathfinderMain January 9, 2020

soak

When the penis is put in the vagina but there is no pumping or thrusting, so it seems less like sex. Preferred form of premarital sex for mormons.

She didn't wanna have sex but she let me soak for 20 minutes.

by blamo212299 May 27, 2010

soak

a heavy booze drinker. One who drinks up any/all alcohol that is available not sparing even one tiny drop.

She was a soak at the party. After she finished all the Rum and Vodka, she polished off the Gin.

by Norge1 May 27, 2005

Soak

Used in popular MOBA's as a verb. To gather or farm experience points in order to progress your team objectives and win the game.

Quit dying, you're there to soak xp.

by TheSloth#1666 December 30, 2014

SOAK

The Source of All Knowledge. (Wikipedia)

Can also be used as a verb: To SOAK meaning to use the SOAK to acquire information.

"I'm going to the SOAK because I don't know anything about the absolute ruler, Louis XIV."

"Who is Aung San Suu Kyi?"
"I do not know, perhaps you should SOAK it."

by midget in the playground November 19, 2007

SOAK

The Source of All Knowledge
AKA - The Internet

The place from which any question can be answered, given you're smart enough to find it.

Q: Do platypus really lay eggs?

A: I don't know, look it up on the Big Soak.

by Ryan David December 10, 2004

Soak

A person who is very inebriated and may act like a dooch or a bull-dyke. The creative aspect of the word is that it allows you to modify it depending on the severity of drunkness.

Dammmnnn, that bitch is soaked

Yo dude! You are soaking wet, you need a towel.

Freakin sponge dripping all over the place.(Used for excessive hammered-ness)

Wow! What a soak!

That doosch is a wash cloth

Vrooom! Vroooom

by Sires St December 22, 2009