jizztake

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.
girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...
by getdhood February 04, 2010
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jfudi

JFUDI- stands for Just Fucking Urban Dictionary It. It is used when somebody asks you what a particular slang meant and you did not feel like explaining.
(via text)
Jason: Dude, whats buttered muffin?

Me:jfudi
by getdhood February 04, 2010
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