Skip to main content
When you realize your hot girlfriend fucking another dude while you watch is showing way more enthusiasm than she ever did with you. It was your idea to start with and you had to work hard to talk her into it. You end up sitting in a chair for an hour or two pathetically stroking your now tiny dick.
She was spreading her legs farther apart than L.A. and New York, moaning and begging for him to thrust his giant penis harder and farther into "my hot wet pussy". I thought it was going to be a "turn-on" but I was sadly jizztaken.
jizztaken by fiercecravinbob March 13, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

jizztake 

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.
girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...
jizztake by getdhood February 4, 2010
A term to describe severely pale human beings.
"That guy looks like he got a jizztan!"
Jizztan by Pooolb December 2, 2011

Jizzrake 

The comb used 6 hours after falling asleep while masturbating; to remove semen from pubic hair.
Damn, Stonie; that's a right feckin' jizzrake you got there.
Jizzrake by COMEGETME October 10, 2010

Jizzalenous 

When you add jizz to any culinary meal as a flavoring and/or sustenance.
Throw some jizzalenous in that bitch, make a bbq sandwich.
Jizzalenous by ManGoo November 5, 2012

jizzcake 

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

Social Jizztace Warrior 

An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.
Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more