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jizztaken

When you realize your hot girlfriend fucking another dude while you watch is showing way more enthusiasm than she ever did with you. It was your idea to start with and you had to work hard to talk her into it. You end up sitting in a chair for an hour or two pathetically stroking your now tiny dick.
She was spreading her legs farther apart than L.A. and New York, moaning and begging for him to thrust his giant penis harder and farther into "my hot wet pussy". I thought it was going to be a "turn-on" but I was sadly jizztaken.
by fiercecravinbob March 13, 2014
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jizztake

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.
girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...
by getdhood February 4, 2010
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Jizztan

A term to describe severely pale human beings.
"That guy looks like he got a jizztan!"
by Pooolb December 2, 2011
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Jizzrake

The comb used 6 hours after falling asleep while masturbating; to remove semen from pubic hair.
Damn, Stonie; that's a right feckin' jizzrake you got there.
by COMEGETME October 10, 2010
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Jizzalenous

When you add jizz to any culinary meal as a flavoring and/or sustenance.
Throw some jizzalenous in that bitch, make a bbq sandwich.
by ManGoo November 5, 2012
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jizzcake

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."
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Social Jizztace Warrior

An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.
Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 12, 2019
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