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jizztake
the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.
girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small
girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...
girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...
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jizzcake
1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.
Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.
Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
jizzcake by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006
Jizzbake
Despite warnings from my girlfriend, I jizzbaked her while she was lying on her back, shooting a load all over her stomach and face, and then made her get up to wipe it off.
Jizzbake by Billy Chill June 24, 2006
Jizzcake
Bro 1: Bro I’m gonna Jizzcake this nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake
Bro2: that a cumcake nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake
Bro2: that a cumcake nigga
Jizzcake by Donald J. Vrobama January 17, 2019
jizzraelite
When I heard what the jizzbomber did, and what a subteranean jizzbomb was I had immediate interest in becoming a loyal jizzraelite.
jizzraelite by Black Caesar December 9, 2008
jizztaken
When you realize your hot girlfriend fucking another dude while you watch is showing way more enthusiasm than she ever did with you. It was your idea to start with and you had to work hard to talk her into it. You end up sitting in a chair for an hour or two pathetically stroking your now tiny dick.
She was spreading her legs farther apart than L.A. and New York, moaning and begging for him to thrust his giant penis harder and farther into "my hot wet pussy". I thought it was going to be a "turn-on" but I was sadly jizztaken.
jizztaken by fiercecravinbob March 13, 2014
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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