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jizztake 

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.
girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...
jizztake by getdhood February 4, 2010
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Jizzrake 

The comb used 6 hours after falling asleep while masturbating; to remove semen from pubic hair.
Damn, Stonie; that's a right feckin' jizzrake you got there.
Jizzrake by COMEGETME October 10, 2010

jizzcake 

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

Social Jizztace Warrior 

An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.
Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.
(v) to soak another intentionally in a large quantity of jism, without that person's permission
Despite warnings from my girlfriend, I jizzbaked her while she was lying on her back, shooting a load all over her stomach and face, and then made her get up to wipe it off.
Jizzbake by Billy Chill June 24, 2006

Jizzcake 

When a dude unloads onto a cupcake and feeds it to someone (normally I’m public)
Bro 1: Bro I’m gonna Jizzcake this nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake

Bro2: that a cumcake nigga
Jizzcake by Donald J. Vrobama January 17, 2019
When you realize your hot girlfriend fucking another dude while you watch is showing way more enthusiasm than she ever did with you. It was your idea to start with and you had to work hard to talk her into it. You end up sitting in a chair for an hour or two pathetically stroking your now tiny dick.
She was spreading her legs farther apart than L.A. and New York, moaning and begging for him to thrust his giant penis harder and farther into "my hot wet pussy". I thought it was going to be a "turn-on" but I was sadly jizztaken.
jizztaken by fiercecravinbob March 13, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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