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Jesusist 

Someone who follows the teaching of Jesus, not Christ.
I" do not following the teaching of Christ, therefore I am a Jesusist."
Jesusist by jewcyjewce November 30, 2011

Jesusist 

A person who worships Jesus Christ and follows His teachings instead of following human-made religion created around His name.
They find the mainstream religion called Christianity to be contrary to the spirit and teachings of Jesus Christ, and so, to make it unambiguously clear what system of views and values they hold, they have chosen to call themselves Jesusists.
Jesusist by Christszweig December 7, 2023

Satanist Jesusist 

A person who worships Jesus as well as Satan.
My friend goes to church every Sunday, but they’re cool with Satan, too, which makes them a Satanist Jesusist, I guess.
Satanist Jesusist by MrDrMaN??? February 18, 2019

jesusiest 

adjective describing the qualities of a person extremely devoted to Jesus and the willingness to express their commitment to the Prince of Peace through excessive behaviours and verbal outpourings.
That Jesus fucker listens to too much Sonseed ... he's the Jesusiest fuck I've ever met
jesusiest by Foggenbottom August 28, 2011
Someone who is a practicing christian that chooses to make her practicing religion known.
That chick with the bible and holy water...what a jesusita.
jesusita by thenameisdita June 21, 2004

JESUSisKING 

An upcoming meme artist on SoundCloud, getting ready to live the fun life.
Ayo! JESUSisKING makes so much meme music. It’s actually hilarious!
JESUSisKING by Lukeeeman2439 May 24, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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