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Typically a girls name, Jeslie is a girl who can be confusing and it's hard for people to understand her. She can be weird as fuck and practically insane but she doesnt care what others think about her. Many Jeslie's are wonderous and creative musically and artistically. Jeslie is pretty goofy and chill.
Person 1: Damn shes insane. Call 911

Person 2: Of course she is, shes a Jeslie!
Jeslie by cupcakKeworshipper October 12, 2018
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Jeslie, the girl truely loyal to her man. A girl who is worthy and has to be respected and deserve to be happy. Her man should be happy and feel lucky to have her in his life. Jeslie attracts every mens' eyes without effort and likes to be well dressed. Fashion is a signature for her.

Oh look that classy girl, that's Jeslie!
I want to be a Jeslie today in my way of dressing.
jeslie by Milou.1 January 3, 2018
jeslie is a girl who loves to talk the most shit, but she can be amazing at times she just doesn’t know the definition of having a friend and she always has to start some type of problem because of jealousy. she’s usually shirt & there voice is high pitched. they can have the sweetest hearts but don’t mess with hef
did you hear about how jeslie and monica aren’t friends?
jeslie by ilovemonkeys05072934 August 2, 2019

jeslie and janka 

Jeslie and janka never met in real life they FaceTime a lot and talk a lot they’re the best trio on the world their favorite thing to do is singing while face timing i the understand each other really good
Judie:”hey have you met jeslie and janka?”
Camilla:”No i haven’t”
Judie:”they’re so iconic!”
jeslie and janka by idkhiiiiiii June 13, 2021

Dirty Jeslie 

Same as a dirty Lilly but a lot more kinkier. She makes sure her partner is pleasured to the max and is in love with being edged. She begs a lot and gets turned on by almost anything
Dude 1: look it’s a dirty Jeslie

Dude 2: heard she and her boyfriend got really kinky.
Dirty Jeslie by CheesyMilf69 July 10, 2021

janka and jeslie 

jeslie and janka call themselves the JJ squad i. They’re best friend have known each other for a year now,they are more then thankful to be each other’s friends<3 all they wanna do is meet up everyday but they can’t cuz they live tausends of kilometers away from each other.sadly;((( janka lives in Germany and jeslie lives in America but they are still really iconic and everyone’s jealous of their friendship
judie:”have you met janka and jeslie?”
Camilla:”no,why?”
Judie:*shows pics* “they’re so iconic”
janka and jeslie by idkhiiiiiii August 4, 2021

desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020
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