Jesusing

Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.

Past tense: getting jesused

"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."

Jesusing by GKH1220 May 4, 2020

jesusing

The act of building something (most commonly) furniture or carpentry without the use of power tools.

Guy 1: Damn my hands hurt!

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Cause I have been jesusing this desk all day!

jesusing by metriodz March 13, 2011

Jesusing

a sexual act which requires 4 seperate parties (usually consensual) including 1 well endowed male and 4 females (hot) where the man lies on his back as if on a crucifix, while the 4 females are positioned on: Finger of right hand, finger of left hand, face and penis.

Apparently last night Huw got 4 girls drunk and endulged in a session of Jesusing with them . . . What a legend!!!

Jesusing by Bodger and Badger (pjm, 139) February 26, 2010

Jesusing

When a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her butthole and exclaims "I wash my hands of this !" He then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. He then cums vigorously onto her internal organs

me and Becky were Jesusing so hard last night she had to go get her lungs stitched!

Jesusing by WhiteGuyWithABBC January 21, 2015

Jesusing

the act of putting out your arms as if like jesus on the cross can be done like planking where a photo is taken in a certain spot

JESUSING. kind of like planking only alot cooler

Jesusing by thyisnothorses July 19, 2011

Jesusing

It means seriously thinking about things, like pros and cons. Synonym: contemplating.

I was Jesusing this morning about what I am with the guy I like. I think I have a better understanding of what’s going on now that I took that time.

Jesusing by Orion Coldfire July 18, 2023

jesusing

jesusing is when someone worships an individual in a similar fashion to how a devout religious person would worship, so basically a lot or very dotingly

she’s jesusing that one direction member again

shit lmao now they got a language thing I have to look out for 😭

jesusing by Superjuliam December 29, 2023