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His whole family is nice, but Jerkcules is mean

Man Jack is a jerkcules

Jerkcules by Jonnywolfgangster September 14, 2019

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Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

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jerkules

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles

That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.

jerkules by ClemsonNeo March 16, 2006

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cartoon jerkables

1. Cartoon's drawn in a provacotive and sexual way

2. Hentai

See also: tentacle rape

"After dinner I fully intend to sit down with brandy and a fine cartoon jerkable and wank."

cartoon jerkables by Tweakumz July 6, 2003

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Jercules

The complete opposite of Hercules, a complete arsehole.

OMG that guy I just served was a right fucking Jercules !

Jercules by bigbawski May 19, 2017

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The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.

Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.

The Jerkules Couch by Cupcake February 7, 2023

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Jekulese

Jek⋅yul⋅es⋅ay

Adjective. The Act of being or attempting to be an Asshole with regards to lack of sleep.

Noun. An Asshole to those who have not Slept.

"Don't be such a Jekulese! I didn't sleep last night."

Jekulese by NuQ February 16, 2009

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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