Jerkcules

His whole family is nice, but Jerkcules is mean

Man Jack is a jerkcules

by Jonnywolfgangster September 14, 2019

Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

jerkules

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles

That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.

by ClemsonNeo March 16, 2006

cartoon jerkables

1. Cartoon's drawn in a provacotive and sexual way

2. Hentai

See also: tentacle rape

"After dinner I fully intend to sit down with brandy and a fine cartoon jerkable and wank."

by Tweakumz July 6, 2003

Jercules

The complete opposite of Hercules, a complete arsehole.

OMG that guy I just served was a right fucking Jercules !

by bigbawski May 19, 2017

The Jerkules Couch

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.

Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.

by Cupcake February 7, 2023

Jekulese

Jek⋅yul⋅es⋅ay

Adjective. The Act of being or attempting to be an Asshole with regards to lack of sleep.

Noun. An Asshole to those who have not Slept.

"Don't be such a Jekulese! I didn't sleep last night."

by NuQ February 16, 2009