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A group of men who have formed a circle and all are masturbating
Wow those men have formed a Jerkcle
Jerkcle by dr. dick PHD May 17, 2025

Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

jerkules 

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles
That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.
jerkules by ClemsonNeo March 16, 2006

Jerkolepsy 

Passing out immediately following a furious masturbation session.
Sorry I missed our date, I suffer from jerkolepsy.
Jerkolepsy by Chronic Jerkoleptic October 9, 2011

Jerkleman 

A man acting like a gentleman, but at the same time being a jerk about it.
Girlfriend: I'm cold.
Boyfriend: Well, I guess you can have my jacket then. I told you to get yours.
Girlfriend: Um, thanks.
Boyfriend: No problem, I'll just have to suffer now.
Girlfriend: Such a jerkleman.
Jerkleman by Stamatamalakies October 11, 2012

jerkleton 

a jerk who is extra jerky, so it is necessary to add the "leton" to the end of it.
dude, josh is such a jerkleton today
jerkleton by emoney90 January 25, 2011