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Last night we had a crazy jerkcle
Jerkcle by ZettMan420 January 1, 2024
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A group of men who have formed a circle and all are masturbating
Wow those men have formed a Jerkcle
Jerkcle by dr. dick PHD May 17, 2025

Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

jerkules 

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles
That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.
jerkules by ClemsonNeo March 16, 2006

Jerkolepsy 

Passing out immediately following a furious masturbation session.
Sorry I missed our date, I suffer from jerkolepsy.
Jerkolepsy by Chronic Jerkoleptic October 9, 2011

Jerkleman 

A man acting like a gentleman, but at the same time being a jerk about it.
Girlfriend: I'm cold.
Boyfriend: Well, I guess you can have my jacket then. I told you to get yours.
Girlfriend: Um, thanks.
Boyfriend: No problem, I'll just have to suffer now.
Girlfriend: Such a jerkleman.
Jerkleman by Stamatamalakies October 11, 2012

jerkleton 

a jerk who is extra jerky, so it is necessary to add the "leton" to the end of it.
dude, josh is such a jerkleton today
jerkleton by emoney90 January 25, 2011
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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