jerkules 

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles

That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.

jerkules by ClemsonNeo March 16, 2006

The Jerkules Couch 

It means you’re an asshole and no one wants to sit by you.

Josie was sitting on the jerkules couch because she was an asshole and no one wanted to sit by her.

The Jerkules Couch by Cupcake February 7, 2023

Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

Jercules 

The complete opposite of Hercules, a complete arsehole.

OMG that guy I just served was a right fucking Jercules !

Jercules by bigbawski May 19, 2017

Jekulese 

Jek⋅yul⋅es⋅ay

Adjective. The Act of being or attempting to be an Asshole with regards to lack of sleep.

Noun. An Asshole to those who have not Slept.

"Don't be such a Jekulese! I didn't sleep last night."

Jekulese by NuQ February 16, 2009

jerkles 

A group of faggots who sit at the same lunch table

The jerkles are stroking again.

jerkles by Big rick 123 March 9, 2018

Jerkcules

His whole family is nice, but Jerkcules is mean

Man Jack is a jerkcules

Jerkcules by Jonnywolfgangster September 14, 2019