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Definitions by Jonnywolfgangster

Smorgascupboard

When there is a plethora of food in your cabinets you could be utilizing at any moment..
Matt there’s a smorgascupboard cmon lets go!
Smorgascupboard by Jonnywolfgangster September 15, 2019

Misappeared 

It’s missing and I can’t find
I was looking for my shoes, but they misappeared
Misappeared by Jonnywolfgangster September 14, 2019
His whole family is nice, but Jerkcules is mean
Man Jack is a jerkcules
Jerkcules by Jonnywolfgangster September 14, 2019

McCapable 

Oh Jim?? Yeah he’s totally McCapable
McCapable by Jonnywolfgangster September 3, 2019

“The Tution” 

Country slang for “institution
And then we’ll get the rights and royalties when he hits “the tution”

Frostitute 

Those frostitutes are cold bit****
Frostitute by Jonnywolfgangster August 27, 2019

Corn husk lord

You’re such a f****** corn husk lord