Definitions by Jonnywolfgangster

Smorgascupboard

When there is a plethora of food in your cabinets you could be utilizing at any moment..

Matt there’s a smorgascupboard cmon lets go!

Smorgascupboard by Jonnywolfgangster September 15, 2019

Misappeared 

It’s missing and I can’t find

I was looking for my shoes, but they misappeared

Misappeared by Jonnywolfgangster September 14, 2019

Jerkcules

His whole family is nice, but Jerkcules is mean

Man Jack is a jerkcules

Jerkcules by Jonnywolfgangster September 14, 2019

McCapable 

An Irishman capable of anything

Oh Jim?? Yeah he’s totally McCapable

McCapable by Jonnywolfgangster September 3, 2019

“The Tution” 

Country slang for “institution”

And then we’ll get the rights and royalties when he hits “the tution”

“The Tution” by Jonnywolfgangster August 30, 2019

Frostitute 

A prostitute who’s works in the northern hemisphere

Those frostitutes are cold bit****

Frostitute by Jonnywolfgangster August 27, 2019

Corn husk lord

Synonym for cucklord

You’re such a f****** corn husk lord

Corn husk lord by Jonnywolfgangster July 1, 2019