Jaxccident
Jaxccident by r4tb0nes August 5, 2020
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Jaccident
Jaccident by Boner Martin December 19, 2010
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Jackcident
A Jackcident is when a male human is masturbating over erotic material, but accidentally cums at the moment that the camera is looking at the male porn actors face or there is no one but the male porn actors in shot.
1. Jim was enjoying a good bishop bash, until he jackcidented all over the place
2. Bob: I had such a Jackcident last night!
James: You're a homosexual! Don't you deny it!
Bob: Seriously dude, it was a Jackcident!
2. Bob: I had such a Jackcident last night!
James: You're a homosexual! Don't you deny it!
Bob: Seriously dude, it was a Jackcident!
Jackcident by Smeep June 24, 2008
Jewccident
When a Jewish person or persons intentionally accidentally over-charges above listed price for a product or service in hopes the consumer does not notice. The end result nets higher profit margin gains. Aka, Jewish-Accident.
The Jewish hot dog vendor attempted to charge me $3.00 for a polish sausage when it was listed as $2.00 on the menu. I brought this to his attention, and his response was, "oops, I'm sorry, that was an accident. You only owe me $2.00". That was a Jewccident
Jewccident by El-Kris-O (spanish for kris) April 13, 2009
jackcident
An accident caused by one or more people jacking off at the sight of a nude person of their preferred gender walking down the street.
Person 1: How'd you total your car?
Person 2: There was this naked chick walking down the street. She was so hot, I just had to go for it
Person 1: Did you at least have a happy ending?
Person 2: Yeah, just before the jackcident.
Person 2: There was this naked chick walking down the street. She was so hot, I just had to go for it
Person 1: Did you at least have a happy ending?
Person 2: Yeah, just before the jackcident.
jackcident by markds75 January 19, 2009
Jackcident
when a celebrity overdoses either by his/her own hand or perhaps is murdered by a supervising physician or Mary Kate Olsen
Jackcident by 832crap September 7, 2009
Jackcident
One who is very accident prone. Multiple accidents.
My husband, who recently passed away at the early age of 60, was very well known for being very accident prone and the multiple accidents and surgeries due to an accidents he would have. These "accidents" were referred to by many of our family and friends as "Jackcients" Lost a finger in 8th grade by a band saw in shop, 3 knee surgeries, 2 ankles, wrist, elbow, face, collarbone, motorcycle accident, appendix (10 days in the hospital), multiple stitches due to cuts with an axe, box knife, etc. Kicked by a mule, bitten in the face by a dog and had a cute dimple because of it. These are just a few throughout his life. He was not a "wildcat" or went for extreme sports he was just an average Joe who was a hard worker, a very talented carpenter, a mister "fix it" person who knew so much about everything but was never arrogant about it and loved fishing and crabbing. Always had a roll of duck tape with him. I would love to be able to honor him by adding this word to the Urban Dictionary for many to refer to. Thank you for your consideration.
My husband, who recently passed away at the early age of 60, was very well known for being very accident prone and the multiple accidents and surgeries due to an accidents he would have. These "accidents" were referred to by many of our family and friends as "Jackcients" Lost a finger in 8th grade by a band saw in shop, 3 knee surgeries, 2 ankles, wrist, elbow, face, collarbone, motorcycle accident, appendix (10 days in the hospital), multiple stitches due to cuts with an axe, box knife, etc. Kicked by a mule, bitten in the face by a dog and had a cute dimple because of it. These are just a few throughout his life. He was not a "wildcat" or went for extreme sports he was just an average Joe who was a hard worker, a very talented carpenter, a mister "fix it" person who knew so much about everything but was never arrogant about it and loved fishing and crabbing. Always had a roll of duck tape with him. I would love to be able to honor him by adding this word to the Urban Dictionary for many to refer to. Thank you for your consideration.
"I've had a Jackcident" " looks like you've had a "Jackcident" Also used as a prequel "that is a Jackcident waiting to happen"
Jackcident by pttpPPTPP8898PTLEGENDptPTLEGEN April 3, 2018
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026