Jewccident

When a Jewish person or persons intentionally accidentally over-charges above listed price for a product or service in hopes the consumer does not notice. The end result nets higher profit margin gains. Aka, Jewish-Accident.

The Jewish hot dog vendor attempted to charge me $3.00 for a polish sausage when it was listed as $2.00 on the menu. I brought this to his attention, and his response was, "oops, I'm sorry, that was an accident. You only owe me $2.00". That was a Jewccident

by El-Kris-O (spanish for kris) April 13, 2009

Jaccident

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

Jaxccident

Verb
A mixture of joke and accident put together.

"Chill bro! It was a jaxccident, my guy!"

by r4tb0nes August 5, 2020