Jewccident

When a Jewish person or persons intentionally accidentally over-charges above listed price for a product or service in hopes the consumer does not notice. The end result nets higher profit margin gains. Aka, Jewish-Accident.

The Jewish hot dog vendor attempted to charge me $3.00 for a polish sausage when it was listed as $2.00 on the menu. I brought this to his attention, and his response was, "oops, I'm sorry, that was an accident. You only owe me $2.00". That was a Jewccident

Jewccident by El-Kris-O (spanish for kris) April 13, 2009

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Jaccident

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

Jaccident by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

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Jewccident • Jaccident • Jaxccident

Jaxccident

Verb
A mixture of joke and accident put together.

"Chill bro! It was a jaxccident, my guy!"

Jaxccident by r4tb0nes August 5, 2020

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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