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Jargarita 

Frozen margarita in a mason jar...Consumed by using a spoon or a straw
...just chilling with my babay on a balcony by the beach sucking on a couple jargaritas!
Jargarita by Ronnie Slam June 24, 2019
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Margaritaville 

1. Jimmy Buffet song that is the framework definition for what a beach front vacation paradise should be.

2. Term coined by bored individual (e.g. the Author) as the ulitmate getaway paradise.
"Wasting away again in Margaritaville."

"Some day, I'll sweep you off your feet, and we'll spend the rest of our decadent, happy lives in Margaritaville."
Margaritaville by Gunslave May 3, 2003

Margarita 

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She has the most amazing mind, but she wont show it at first. Shes been hurt, and knows what it feels like, so she wont do the same to you. If you do everything right, this girl will make u the happiest person in the entire world. Shes very outgoing, and very smart. Great sense of humor, and someone u can talk to about anything, because its likely she has been through something similar. She doesnt date alot or talk to alot of people, but when she finds the right one, she makes it count. She is very loving, and shows it when she feels comfortable enough.. but when she does feel comfortable in your relationship, its the greatest thing ever. Shes sweet, beautiful, fun to be around, and honestly just the most loving person ever, if the effort is put into her. She is an incredible kisser, and intense lover with a lil freaky side to her. Her name isnt simply just a cocktail you make.. Its much more than that. Its everything that u could ever ask for in a girl.. dont take her for granted..
Guy- hey whos that cute ass girl over there?

Me- her? thats margarita

Guy-ima go get her number
Me- ha you fuckin wish thats my cute ass little mexican ting
Margarita by weskavd ksg July 11, 2018

Cleveland Margarita 

Vaguely similar to the idea behind a regular margarita, except it's a glass of amazingly delicious Great Lakes Christmas Ale with cinnamon sugar around the rim.
Hey, it's the Christmas season, time for every self-respecting Ohioan to start ordering the best holiday drink that there is - the freaking awesome Cleveland Margarita.

Prickly Pear Margarita 

One of the hottest, newest and most trendy drinks out on the scene is by far the "Prickly Pear Margarita." Some of the hippest bars and restaurants have made this their signature drink. There are several recipes for this gourmet margarita:
Two ways to make a Prickly Pear Margarita:
1. Infuse your favorite tequila with the prickly pear fruit
2. Mix 2 1/2 oz. Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose Prickly Pear Infused Tequila; 1/2 oz. Triple Sec; 2 oz. Sour Mix; 1/2 oz. Orange Juice; 1 quick dash Grenadine-Shake with ice, strain and pour.

margarita thought 

A margarita thought is a thought that you couldn't have come up with on your own. Imagine that you and a few friends go to a bar and start ordering. The first three people, including you, order beers and then it is your best buddy's turn. He turns to the waiter and says "Do you have margaritas, I can't see it on the menu?" Waiter says, yeah, sure, we can whip one up for you. All of a sudden, you feel a sudden urge for a margarita too. You just didn't know that it was an option before.

Probably invented by Thoughtexchange to describe their enterprise crowdsourcing platform before anyone understood that it was possible to crowdsource ideas.
Free healthcare? That's a thing? Total margarita thought.

I hear ya but that's what everyone says... hoping for more of a margarita thought.

Dirty goose martini in Mexico? Now that's a margarita thought.
margarita thought by nessjord December 4, 2019

Jackarita 

A smokin' hot female bartender at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Works along side the Jackalope. Originated from the house name for a margarita.
Hey, check out that bartender!

She's too hot to be a bartender, she's a "Jackarita"!
Jackarita by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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