Jackarita 

A smokin' hot female bartender at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Works along side the Jackalope. Originated from the house name for a margarita.

Hey, check out that bartender!

She's too hot to be a bartender, she's a "Jackarita"!

Jackarita by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

Jakarta 

Also called J-Town.

Capital city of Indonesia.

One of the busiest cities in the world.

If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.

This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.

The city where money talks and takes control.

UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!

DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.

But it's always party in Jakarta!

Guy A: You know what? I got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.

Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!

Jakarta by NolasB November 3, 2008

jakarta 

Definately coolest place in Asia, you can buy anything, drink anything, eat anything, and dance to anything in JKT. Going there? Walk around anywhere. Best time ever. Try not to get robbed.

Guy/Girl 1- Wow, post 1 for jakarta is really crap...
Guy/Girl 2- Yeah no kidding, Jakarta kicks ass

jakarta by Coza June 11, 2006

Jakarta 

Besides as the largest city in the world, Jakarta is the capital of art and culture, best food, nice people, gorgeous girls, great parties and rave, great Jazz fest, and every happenings that happening is here, Jakarta..

Singapore is so small, KL is boring, lets head to Jakarta!

Jakarta by dikku December 9, 2008

Jackasstastic 

–adjective
1. a melding of the words "jackass" and "fantastic"
2. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination of a stupid incompetent fool
3. fanciful or capricious, as foolish and stupid persons or their ideas or actions
4. extravagantly stupid; marvelously idiotic
5. highly unrealistically or impractically stupid; outlandishly stupid
6. having been inspired by the movie or tv show "Jackass"
7. most anything involving or originating from the state of texas

As compensation for overselling the Super Bowl and costing four hundred people thousands of dollars and the chance to see the game live, the jackasstastic Jerry Jones's solution was to give them some money, then take them to a bar, and let them watch the game on television.

I will continue this conversation with you, provided that your jackasstastic views on right-wing conservatism, scientology, or the dallas cowboys stay in check from now on.

Jackasstastic by crashincymbals February 25, 2011

Jakarta International School

A school where foreign, rich, mostly asian, cracked boys, and gossiping girls go to gossip, and flex their ping-pong skills in really bad matches in Jakarta, Indonesia. (Only if their parents are as rich as jake paul)

Person 1: Hey look, that kid’s goes to Jakarta International School.
Person 2: I bet his parents are rich af.
Person 1: I bet he owns a iPhone XS Max.
Person 2: I know right.
Person 1: Spoiled, rich kid.

Jakarta International School by Miyxzu August 22, 2019

Jackfrit 

one who performs the act of being a "dini"; otherwise know as a retarded person that falls up stairs.

Way to fall up the stairs you jackfrit!

Jackfrit by Sir Whompus January 18, 2010