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japedophile

A typically male japanophile. Sailor moon? Tentacle porn? Every porn girl in a schoolgirl skirt? Keep these people away from the children.
While Ejovi insisted he watched anime for its artistic merit, I think he's really just a japedophile, who's in to little kids.
japedophile by udmeister May 22, 2006
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when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time
Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!
Jarted by thesexybeastnextdoor August 13, 2017
1. To be robbed, cheated, or deprived of something that is rightfully yours, due to unforeseeable circumstances.

2. Losing a life on the Super Smash Brothers stage "Jungle Japes," due to the cruel and unpredictable tides of the rushing Kong River waters below.
That asshole at the swap meet just sold me a copy of Ernest Goes to Camp, but the disc is all scratched! Man, I just got JAPED!
Japed by Bostwick Smyth March 6, 2011

Japwedish 

Describing or identifying Swedish and Japanese culture.
That chick is Japwedish. I'd like to s3x0r her very much so.
Japwedish by By-Tor January 24, 2005
Someone of Japanese background who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children.
Creators and consumers of lolicon, shotacon, and so-called "junior idols" are generally japedos.
Japedo by xxx-xxx December 18, 2009

jew japped 

1. To be suprised by a sudden loss. 2. To have someone suprisingly beat you at the last minute.
I've been jew japped, that guy got a flush on the river!
jew japped by cnice82 November 8, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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