Japted

To get caught in the act of doing something you know to be inappropriate.

There I was just trying to rub one out on a friends couch, then he came home and Japted me!!

by ya_mum! September 1, 2015

japedophile

A typically male japanophile. Sailor moon? Tentacle porn? Every porn girl in a schoolgirl skirt? Keep these people away from the children.

While Ejovi insisted he watched anime for its artistic merit, I think he's really just a japedophile, who's in to little kids.

by udmeister May 22, 2006

Jarted

when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time

Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!

by thesexybeastnextdoor August 13, 2017

Japed

1. To be robbed, cheated, or deprived of something that is rightfully yours, due to unforeseeable circumstances.

2. Losing a life on the Super Smash Brothers stage "Jungle Japes," due to the cruel and unpredictable tides of the rushing Kong River waters below.

That asshole at the swap meet just sold me a copy of Ernest Goes to Camp, but the disc is all scratched! Man, I just got JAPED!

by Bostwick Smyth March 6, 2011

Japwedish

Describing or identifying Swedish and Japanese culture.

That chick is Japwedish. I'd like to s3x0r her very much so.

by By-Tor January 24, 2005

Japedo

Someone of Japanese background who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children.

Creators and consumers of lolicon, shotacon, and so-called "junior idols" are generally japedos.

by xxx-xxx December 18, 2009

jew japped

1. To be suprised by a sudden loss. 2. To have someone suprisingly beat you at the last minute.

I've been jew japped, that guy got a flush on the river!

by cnice82 November 8, 2007