Jarted

when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time

Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!

by thesexybeastnextdoor August 12, 2017

Jarted

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

by Neurotom August 5, 2008

Jart

Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.

I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!

by XanderX May 8, 2010

jart

the act of farting in a mason jar and quickly tightening the lid so that no fumes escape. Storing the of fecal fumes for
later offering to unknowing subject telling them you had some killler green bud in+the jar {give it a wiff all +your friends are doing it}

smell this JART Some KGB don't you think "wink wink"

by JART JARTING JARTERD February 9, 2014

Jart

Slang term for a THC vape cartridge.

"Yo can I grip that jart?"
"Is jart dead?"
"How we lookin on jart?"

by The Kratom Plug February 3, 2022

jart

A fart stored in a jar.

P1:Don't open that jar!
P2:Why not?
P1:That jar has a jart inside.

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 22, 2016

Jart

When you shart in your jorts.

I thought I was a just a fart, but it was a shart, in my jorts. A jart.

by [e-mail] November 9, 2020