Jarted 

when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time

Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!

Jarted by thesexybeastnextdoor August 13, 2017

Jarted 

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

Jarted by Neurotom September 29, 2008

Jared, 19 

a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.

it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19

Jared, 19 by hecking September 15, 2018

Jared Baird 

a guy who says 'yeet' too much

go subscribe to Jared Baird's YouTube!

Jared Baird by norah hehe July 30, 2016

Jared Kleinman 

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)

"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"

Jared Kleinman by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

Jared Kleinman 

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.

That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

Jared Kleinman by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018

Jared Kleinman 

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses

How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.

Jared Kleinman by a rare non-offensive username June 29, 2017