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A movement in the art of Parkour designed to clear an obstacle using the hands. Execution involves running towards an obstacle of about waist height, jumping about 1-2 feet before the obstacle and placing the hands on the desired object. You should then tuck your knees in towards your chest and your momentum force your body forwards. When clear of the object, release your tuck and prepare for landing by slightly bending your legs and extending your hands to absorb the impact. If performed from a height, a roll should be implemented to reduce shock further.
"I just did a speed vault over that wall there."
"Really? I would have used a kong."
by Josh Knill September 16, 2006
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to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.
"last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back" - Big Sean (2017)
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by urbansammy January 20, 2017
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Latin - bucatat yukfa

1. n. - A harry ape-like person

2. v. konging, konged - Performing or having performed a one night stand.

3. n. - Another name for a penis (usually very large)

4. n. - An extremely rare, almost non-existent fruit. Harry, bumpy skin, and also very bitter, and smelly. Usually found growing on tropical islands. A good source of natural steroids.
1.> person - "That dude is the king of kongs!"

2.> (A) lady - "That asshole is konging every woman he can."
(B) lady - "Damn girl! You got konged!"

3.> lady - "He had a kong! It was amazing!"

4.> The stranded and starving man hesitantly proceeded to eat the kong.
by Jack Tofft March 24, 2009
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a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang
I have a huge 17 inch kong.
by Fake McFakeman December 03, 2003
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a gargantually huge beeing
hes a kong, hes 6foot 5, 255.
by pimp valley August 11, 2003
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