Jafted 

Term used to describe being excessively drunk or to far gone to drive.

“Sorry bro I can come if so Jafted right now”

Jafted by Drunk, hammered, Shooted, shot July 24, 2020

Jifted 

To consume a large amount of alcohol; another word for being drunk

Lets go to the bar and get jifted tonight!

Jifted by bobsky123 January 25, 2012

Jarted 

when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time

Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!

Jarted by thesexybeastnextdoor August 13, 2017

Jaffed 

Jaffed can literally replace any word you want.

I jaffed Johnny a fiver. I jaffed all over her. After that spliff I was so jaffed. That strike was a fucking jaffer by Robbie on Sunday.

Jaffed by YungMilo January 23, 2017

Jarted 

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

Jarted by Neurotom September 29, 2008

jafed

adj. messed up
noun: jafer: a robber;thief

you got an 89% on your test? Thats jafed!

jafed by matrix14 October 26, 2006

jasted 

being blasted and juiced at the same time

"I was fuckin' JAAAASTED last night"

jasted by DAPIMPMIESTA March 25, 2004