Jafted

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Term used to describe being excessively drunk or to far gone to drive.

“Sorry bro I can come if so Jafted right now”

Jafted by Drunk, hammered, Shooted, shot July 24, 2020

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Jifted

To consume a large amount of alcohol; another word for being drunk

Lets go to the bar and get jifted tonight!

Jifted by bobsky123 January 25, 2012

Related Words

Jafted • jaffed • jafed • Jarted • jafred • Japted • jasted • Jifted

Jarted

when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time

Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!

Jarted by thesexybeastnextdoor August 13, 2017

Jaffed

Jaffed can literally replace any word you want.

I jaffed Johnny a fiver. I jaffed all over her. After that spliff I was so jaffed. That strike was a fucking jaffer by Robbie on Sunday.

Jaffed by YungMilo January 23, 2017

Jarted

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

Jarted by Neurotom September 29, 2008

jafed

adj. messed up
noun: jafer: a robber;thief

you got an 89% on your test? Thats jafed!

jafed by matrix14 October 26, 2006

jasted

being blasted and juiced at the same time

"I was fuckin' JAAAASTED last night"

jasted by DAPIMPMIESTA March 25, 2004

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026