Jafted

Term used to describe being excessively drunk or to far gone to drive.

“Sorry bro I can come if so Jafted right now”

by Drunk, hammered, Shooted, shot July 24, 2020

Jifted

To consume a large amount of alcohol; another word for being drunk

Lets go to the bar and get jifted tonight!

by bobsky123 January 25, 2012

Jarted

when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time

Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!

by thesexybeastnextdoor August 13, 2017

Jaffed

Jaffed can literally replace any word you want.

I jaffed Johnny a fiver. I jaffed all over her. After that spliff I was so jaffed. That strike was a fucking jaffer by Robbie on Sunday.

by YungMilo January 23, 2017

Jarted

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

by Neurotom September 29, 2008

jafed

adj. messed up
noun: jafer: a robber;thief

you got an 89% on your test? Thats jafed!

by matrix14 October 26, 2006

jasted

being blasted and juiced at the same time

"I was fuckin' JAAAASTED last night"

by DAPIMPMIESTA March 25, 2004