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Japhen is the name of a very special individual. He is classy and yet knows when to draw the line, so as not to be TOO classy.

He goes by "Jay", so as not to confuse people.

Do not call him Jason, he takes a huge offense.
"Hey Japhen, How're you doing? Go golfing recently?"
Japhen by BananaHammock0319 May 28, 2015
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Japenese Welsch 

When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.
I Japenese Welsched that bitch so hard she got brain hemorrhages.
Japenese Welsch by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008
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A cute boy with a lovely sense of humour and got catch for the ladies he respects the well being of others and trys to stay away from harm and dangerous prospectives
A japhet can kiss a girl and make her feel so loved
japhet by togluna December 27, 2011
A biblical name, Japheth stems from a special place, which results in being a special boy; young male. Japheth is bright and smart, charming, and loves playing 2k17. You'll catch Japheth playing ball or playin bitches, but when he's showed loyalty and love by a female he gives them his all. He's funny and loves to laugh, doesn't like to admit it but he's a cuddly type guy. He's brave and strong even though he's most likely really skinny. On the more inappropriate side, Japheth is a monster in bed, the best at head, and will fuck you into dehydration. Get you a Japheth, he'all treat you AND dick you down right!!! Japheth only cuffs bad bitches btw, he might fuck a few ugly ones cause they're ezpz, but he only dates cute girls, so if you're dating a Japheth you sexy af.
That guy Japheths girlfriends a dime!
You seen that dude Japheth? He's so good at basketball.
Japheths got a nice peen. Mhmmm.
Japheth by Weysal August 10, 2017
A young male whose name is actually Stephen, but gets called Jay.
he is of the Jayphen Variety.
I am luff teh jayphen
Jayphen by Ry November 5, 2004
Drip-Walking
When you’re feeling drippy and gotta bust out
Person 1: “Bro is that a new Gucci sweater?”
Person 2: “Yeah bro I’m straight jahpen.”
Jahpen by Jahpen December 19, 2019
An American name, Japheth usually means a strange but pretty cool dude that is like a girl, but in a good way, has a very short temper as well, and gets along with Mexicans/Blacks, but can't stand racist whites, Canadians, Germans, or pretty much any other race. Will be the future white Hitler, and responsible for killing Donald Trump. Lots of girls like him, especially Mexicans.
Japheth just stole Johnny's girl! Daaaaayyyyyynmmmm!!

I know right? He also beat Johnny up and almost killed him!!

Dude he is gonna die if he keeps doing this mothertrucking crap, but us Mexican boys will have his back.

Yeah! For real!!
japheth by MAGE MD June 1, 2016
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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