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A biblical name, Japheth stems from a special place, which results in being a special boy; young male. Japheth is bright and smart, charming, and loves playing 2k17. You'll catch Japheth playing ball or playin bitches, but when he's showed loyalty and love by a female he gives them his all. He's funny and loves to laugh, doesn't like to admit it but he's a cuddly type guy. He's brave and strong even though he's most likely really skinny. On the more inappropriate side, Japheth is a monster in bed, the best at head, and will fuck you into dehydration. Get you a Japheth, he'all treat you AND dick you down right!!! Japheth only cuffs bad bitches btw, he might fuck a few ugly ones cause they're ezpz, but he only dates cute girls, so if you're dating a Japheth you sexy af.
That guy Japheths girlfriends a dime!
You seen that dude Japheth? He's so good at basketball.
Japheths got a nice peen. Mhmmm.
Japheth by Weysal August 10, 2017
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An American name, Japheth usually means a strange but pretty cool dude that is like a girl, but in a good way, has a very short temper as well, and gets along with Mexicans/Blacks, but can't stand racist whites, Canadians, Germans, or pretty much any other race. Will be the future white Hitler, and responsible for killing Donald Trump. Lots of girls like him, especially Mexicans.
Japheth just stole Johnny's girl! Daaaaayyyyyynmmmm!!

I know right? He also beat Johnny up and almost killed him!!

Dude he is gonna die if he keeps doing this mothertrucking crap, but us Mexican boys will have his back.

Yeah! For real!!
japheth by MAGE MD June 1, 2016
Cedar-huffing, fart-blasting, cookie-loving young male.
That Japheth has been huffing that chest for last 2 hours.
Japheth by Dr. Ewkline March 9, 2017
To be a japheth means to simp for a girl named alayna it also mean to enjoy big anime tiddes.
I was being a japheth yesterday

Dirty Japheth 

A sexual position in which one male pleasures four others by giving a blow job, taking it in the butt, and giving two hand jobs simultanesously.
My buddy went to the gay bar and they made him a dirty Japheth!
Dirty Japheth by Fartmaster119 November 8, 2020
A cute boy with a lovely sense of humour and got catch for the ladies he respects the well being of others and trys to stay away from harm and dangerous prospectives
A japhet can kiss a girl and make her feel so loved
japhet by togluna December 27, 2011
A cursed billy goat in the movie Hoodwinked, he is forced to sing everything he says and has been stuck that way for 37 years, or so he says, until we hear him say three words and quickly sing again. He is one of the most memorable characters in the movie, and always comes prepared with horns: propeller horns, rocking chair horns, and horns to hold his horns.
Japeth came prepared.
Japeth by thenarutard January 27, 2006