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jayphoning 

Careless use of a mobile phone by a pedestrian on the street as he risks getting run over and injured.
jaywalking+phone
Jayphoning is risky, so don't use your mobile on the street.
jayphoning by Le rédacteur October 16, 2010
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A sweetheart beyond all comparison.Shy and sensitive but never aggressive. Always looking out for someone else and helping out whenever possible. Always talks and acts kindly,a gentle,loving soul. Anyone would be lucky to know a Jaythen,and if you are so lucky,then NEVER be a fool,always surround yourself with this wonderful, Heaven-sent gift from God.
"I need a shoulder to cry on,Im feeling so down right now,where is a sweethearted Jaythen when you NEED one??!!"
Jaythen by Precyce February 5, 2010
Japhen is the name of a very special individual. He is classy and yet knows when to draw the line, so as not to be TOO classy.

He goes by "Jay", so as not to confuse people.

Do not call him Jason, he takes a huge offense.
"Hey Japhen, How're you doing? Go golfing recently?"
Japhen by BananaHammock0319 May 28, 2015
It is a rare name to call someone usually from the LA area. If you are a Jyphen you are a supreme being. No one rivals a jyphen. So incredibly famous and rich you will never win against one of these guys.
Finding one a jyphen is like finding a unicorn.

Hotter than the sun, Extremely rich, Can summon infinite anime girls, Ability to not read, So much money, Can break his own legs at will.
“Omg he’s such a jyphen”
“Mmmmmmmm”
If you've ever met someone with the name Jaylhen (with the H), you'll know that they're the most lovely and entertaining person you've ever met. The majority of them are tall, but most importantly, they are adorable and impossible to resist.
Girl: Hey Jaylhen
Jaylhen: oh hi
Girl: *Squeals*
Jaylhen by Anxnymxsly.correct June 23, 2021
If you've ever met someone with the name Jaylhen (with the H), you'll know that they're the most lovely and entertaining person you've ever met. The majority of them are tall, but most importantly, they are adorable and impossible to resist.
Girl: Hey Jaylhen
Jaylhen: Oh hi
Girl: *Squeals*
Jaylhen by Anxnymxsly.correct June 23, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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