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This name is very rare and unique, Jahnise is a caring person but dont do anything to hurt her or she will be rude,but other then that she is a person that will always be there for you, good terms or not ! She loves waaay too hard and just because she is too nice people tend to take advantage of her but of course she always knows when someone is lying to her so before you can even hurt her she will cut you off !! She is intelligent and very beautiful . She is outgoing and sometimes she's a cry baby . But most of all her love will have you STUCK !
" Dang you seen Jahnise?"
" I really miss Jahnise"
Jahnise by Jahnise November 12, 2018
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eeny-weenis-japenis 

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.
1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.

Jadenism 

Jadenism is the belief that you are god. You created this universe that best fits the lesson you’re supposed to learn in this life. You are a cell(God) or archkronos (a bad god). Once you die this world ends and you begin anew. Everyone is not real but a pigment of this world.
You hear about Steve, he believes in jadenism.
Jadenism by Father Cell November 17, 2018
An extremely small penis, a contraction of "japanese penis," which are known to be extra tiny.
Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.
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A girl named Jalenis is a beautiful,sexy,fine ass female
Ayo trey this bitch is fine asf her name must be Jalenis
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jamenisha 

My cousins baby momma is Jamenisha
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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