by Knarly Charly December 23, 2004
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Guy 1: hey have you met Janka?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.
by JoshTurnerRipOff December 5, 2019
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Something that is overwhelmingly janky or a large accumulation of janky items all in the same place.
by Thejankygirls May 15, 2020
Get the Jank city mug.Janeth is the one person that can never switch up on u. People call her fake but she’s the realest out their and no one will ever take her place. She’s honest and will accept u for who u are. Don’t talk shii to her or be mean because she will beat ur ass up no lie. She’s childish but very funny anyways If u have a janeth in ur life appreciate her and honor her bc she will do the same maybe her life suck so u have to help her out because she deserves it. Back her up and accept her decisions if she’s sad do everything in ur power to make her happy. Don’t be rude to any of her friends because she will beat the shii out of u. And don’t be the fake friend that uses her be honest because Being friends with Janeth is like a blessing. She’s smart, nice, pretty, amazing, and funny. Give her a smile and never switch up on her because she doesn’t deserve ppl switching up on her bc she doesn’t switch up. If ur dating her be loyal appreciate her tell her how beautiful she is and how nice she is. Don’t break her heart because she has friends that will hurt u. Anyways just Janeth will always be there for u no matter what and she will always help u thru tuff shii be nice to her💖 and love her cherish every moment u have with her💓
Person 1) who’s that girl
Person 2) that’s Janeth duhh I mean she’s very beautiful how can u not know
Person 1) oh yeah she’s also very nice unless u get her mad
Person 2) that’s Janeth duhh I mean she’s very beautiful how can u not know
Person 1) oh yeah she’s also very nice unless u get her mad
by EH wrote this ❤️ May 4, 2019
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Boss: You're going to have to clean up some kind of decent in the bathroom down the hall.
New Janitor: Why's that?
Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.
New Janitor: Damn...
New Janitor: Why's that?
Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.
New Janitor: Damn...
by YourNotARockStar October 3, 2013
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by Thejankygirls May 15, 2020
Get the Jank city mug.Slav Jank is a specific type of video game made in Russia or former Soviet Union satellite states. Slav Jank is known for it's surreal atmosphere, low to moderate quality, and poor localization. Slav Jank often leaves it's players in a state of confusion or emotional disquiet. Examples include "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." "Pathologic" "You Are Empty" and "Kreed."
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