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Janka is an amazing girl who thinks so little of herself, but she’ll be one of the greatest people you ever know. She beautiful, enough to strike a man dead with one stare. Smarter than all others, able to ace any test. Funnier than the best comedians, making you laugh till you can’t anymore. She will always be there for you and will keep your secrets. She acts so kind and sweet and will care for you no matter what. She says she’s toxic and fake, but don’t believe it. She is better than the kindest of souls. She always talks about how she never deserves any of your care and kindness, but that is just an excuse to give more. Always treat Janka right, and you’ll have the best life ever.
Guy 1: hey have you met Janka?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.
Janka by JoshTurnerRipOff December 5, 2019

Jank city 

Something that is overwhelmingly janky or a large accumulation of janky items all in the same place.
Her outfit... JANK.. her room JANK...This is jank city!
Jank city by Thejankygirls May 15, 2020
Janeth is the one person that can never switch up on u. People call her fake but she’s the realest out their and no one will ever take her place. She’s honest and will accept u for who u are. Don’t talk shii to her or be mean because she will beat ur ass up no lie. She’s childish but very funny anyways If u have a janeth in ur life appreciate her and honor her bc she will do the same maybe her life suck so u have to help her out because she deserves it. Back her up and accept her decisions if she’s sad do everything in ur power to make her happy. Don’t be rude to any of her friends because she will beat the shii out of u. And don’t be the fake friend that uses her be honest because Being friends with Janeth is like a blessing. She’s smart, nice, pretty, amazing, and funny. Give her a smile and never switch up on her because she doesn’t deserve ppl switching up on her bc she doesn’t switch up. If ur dating her be loyal appreciate her tell her how beautiful she is and how nice she is. Don’t break her heart because she has friends that will hurt u. Anyways just Janeth will always be there for u no matter what and she will always help u thru tuff shii be nice to her💖 and love her cherish every moment u have with her💓
Person 1) who’s that girl
Person 2) that’s Janeth duhh I mean she’s very beautiful how can u not know
Person 1) oh yeah she’s also very nice unless u get her mad

Janitor Rage 

Janitor rage is when a janitor is fired and he goes into the bathroom where he works and defiles it with urine and stool and toilet-paper.
Boss: You're going to have to clean up some kind of decent in the bathroom down the hall.

New Janitor: Why's that?

Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.

New Janitor: Damn...
Janitor Rage by YourNotARockStar October 3, 2013

Jank city 

Something that is overwhelming janky or an accumulation of multiple janky items/people all in the same place.
Her outfit... JANK...her room.. JANK! This is jank city!!
Jank city by Thejankygirls May 15, 2020
Slav Jank is a specific type of video game made in Russia or former Soviet Union satellite states. Slav Jank is known for it's surreal atmosphere, low to moderate quality, and poor localization. Slav Jank often leaves it's players in a state of confusion or emotional disquiet. Examples include "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." "Pathologic" "You Are Empty" and "Kreed."
I played some Slav Jank yesterday, and it really weirded me out.
slav jank by TheAussieBlue July 4, 2020
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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