(past tense) to be janky. in a janky state of condition. to impose a janky manipulation on an object. busted up. see also janked up
"my mechanic has no skillz, he janktified my car and now it runs likecrap!"
"your bike is so janktified, i wouldn't ride that sandcast rig to the bodega!"
"somebody just janktified the bathroom!"
If you see someone put an antenna on his or her car that is made of tin foil that could be described as janky. The fact that the idiot did it at all is janktification.
The process, usually applied to one of southern upbringing, of being assimilated into the northern (or yankee) way of life. This may include words used inconversation, accents, driving styles and choices in beer. This process normally takes a certain amount of time and is not completed overnight, but is highly noticable when the person returns to their point of origin for a visit.
After moving from Austin to Chicago, I was clear that Becky had become yanktified by how she sped through yellow lights and constantly pressed the car horn.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.