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janktitude 

Of or pertaining to a complete and utter mess, shambles, construct, mash-up, or fashion blunder. Completely jacked-up, in every sense, exuding the worst possible version of itself.
Uh, Francine, that science project has some serious janktitude. You're totally gonna get an F-.
janktitude by analogpursuits October 8, 2012
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Jackittude 

The combination of someones attitude and how "Jacked" that person is.
A person with large ammounts of Jackittude is usualy seen in a gym or at your moms house.
Not to be confused with "Jackitude" (One T).
Guy: Hulk Hogan had much more Jackittude in the 80s.
Guy 2: Agreed, that guy was fucking crazy!
Jackittude by Neo_417 October 12, 2009
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Jackitude 

Where one of your mates or work collegues has a "Jack Bastard Attitude", or where they act like a jack bastard continuously with the same attitude towards you.
"cor blimey Dave has a bit of a jackitude today."
Jackitude by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007

japtitude 

The degree to which something is affiliated with or resembles Japan and its culture and people. Something with a high degree of japtitude would be very Japanese.

It comes from the word, "aptitude." And originated as a sort of pun between "Jap" and "aptitude."
"Anime, even if not made in Japan, has a very high degree of japtitude.
japtitude by Matthew Winnett August 1, 2007

Jattitude 

the Jatt Attitude; Jatt is a term used to identify the People of Punjab (India), especially sikhs. They Punjabis are known for their high-spirited living and attitude, thus the term Jattitude indicates a person having Jatt attitude.
Jattitude - Liveliness of Punjabis all over the world
Jattitude by zigailo June 25, 2009

Jangitude 

An attitude or manner resembling Jenny jang.
that girl had so much Jangitude!" "I know cuz she's Jenny jang!
Jangitude by Kdkkwo October 23, 2010

Jackitude 

A jackass attitude, basically meaning an attitude that makes one seem overly rude or obnoxious.

Not to be confused with a "jack-it dude", which is a chronic masturbater.
You: Hey, what's up?
Me: Fuck off.
You: Woah, what's with your jackitude today?

Bob: I heard that Dave is a jack-it dude.
John: Me, too. I heard he masturbates twenty times a day.
Jackitude by IceMetalPunk February 26, 2009
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