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Janktacular 

1. relating to the extreme proclivity of an item or figure to be janky; possessing diminished value, especially based on extreme age or frequent use; presently having a nature far less desirable relative to in its original state

2. (antonym) functional, useful; possessing purpose in furtherance of a social good
The SEC's proposed Dodd-Frank rules are janktacular.

The original "Jaws" is an excellent film all around. "Jaws II" features acting that is a bit janky; "Jaws III" is jankier still; but only "Jaws IV" is truly janktacular.
Janktacular by boll15ter May 17, 2011
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jentacular 

I took a post-jentacular walk to let the food go down.
jentacular by jake25k June 19, 2016

Danktacular 

The longation of the word 'DANK' meaning very awesome, or cool.
Something said to have very high quality.
The F Flat Orchestra played such a danktacular show tonight!
Danktacular by Nikki B! January 10, 2008

jacktacular 

The greatest feeling in the world; and orgasmic feeling
Yo, that game is Jacktacular; Last night with lauren and her broken jaw was Jacktacular
jacktacular by Brizzle March 16, 2005

tanktacular 

When somebody sees five skaters, or tanks, within 4 seconds of each other. This is also called a Tank Spree.

If you are the daring type and you want to witness a tanktacular, just go to any pizza shop and look in the back for a gang of these fags. but be careful.

Tanks are known to carry knifes because they know that nobody likes them and that somebody will kick the shit out of them if they don't bring a weapon.

Tanktaculars are very rare and can cause one to get on his or her knees and ask god why he made such people. The reason is because god knows that making fun of such fags is very fun.

The easiest way to spot a tank is to look if he has a skateboard and an rockstar or monster eneregy drink in his hands, a wristband on his arm, also known as a tank band, and pants at least two sizes too small.

For more information about tanks please visit tank kids.
1. Tom: Yo Drew, i saw a tanktacular today.

Drew: Where were you?

Tom: I was driving by Sean O'tankly's house and him and his "boyz" were jerking each other off.

Drew: Well I'm sorry you had to see that. These dam tank kids just walk around fucking up the whole town.

2. Lela: Holy shit! Sean O'tankly has my sun glasses on. Drew and Tom can you help?

Drew: Ya there are too many tank kids for one girl to handle. Tom and I will take care of this.

Tom: Yea, don't worry Lela.

Lela: But there are at least five of them in there.

Tom: O MY GOD..... We've got a tanktacular!

(Drew and Tom ruthlessly beat the shit out of the tank kids. They obtain Lela's sun glasses off of Sean O'tankly)
tanktacular by armondo 2 July 2, 2008

Janktakular 

Adjective-
Something that is spectacularly jankey.

Noun-
An party, event, or extravaganza while fun for some is rather low brow, and rather ghetto.
Adjective-
Wow dude your $400 Ford Pinto is Janktakular.

Noun-
Drugged out raver- "Hey you want to head to that party out in the desert with the generator "PLURYLIFE #5" I hear some random person nobodies ever heard of is playing"

Someone with something better to do- "Dude why would I want to go to that JANKTAKULAR on a Friday night, let's head to Hollywood"
Janktakular by Houston February 18, 2009

Jentacular 

Suggestion. Pertaining to breakfast. Etymology is directly from the Latin jentaculum, breakfast.
What does Jentacular mean?
Search it up.
Jentacular by Α January 20, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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