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Janeth is a short, thick girl. She's always down to do anything and is a badass. She might be short but she's crazy. A Janeth has a dark sense of humor. She gets along with a lot of people too! She's loyal, understanding, real, honest, nice/mean, funny, and smart. She doesn't want some two week bullshit. She's totally amazing but is heartbroken. She has a positive vibe and she always has a smile. She's sad deep down but won't show it. If you meet a Janeth, then your lucky. And if shes single, then date her because she's outstanding! Once she likes someone, she's loyal to him even though they're not dating. And if she likes you, then your lucky because that's rare!
Person 1: Who's the thick, short girl
Person 2: That's Janeth
Person 1: She's beautiful...
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: I wanna date her
Person 2: She's got eyes for someone else
She won't even notice you except for the dude she likes...
Person 1: Damn, then he's a lucky foo
by Isabella805 December 02, 2018
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Janeth is the one person that can never switch up on u. People call her fake but she’s the realest out their and no one will ever take her place. She’s honest and will accept u for who u are. Don’t talk shii to her or be mean because she will beat ur ass up no lie. She’s childish but very funny anyways If u have a janeth in ur life appreciate her and honor her bc she will do the same maybe her life suck so u have to help her out because she deserves it. Back her up and accept her decisions if she’s sad do everything in ur power to make her happy. Don’t be rude to any of her friends because she will beat the shii out of u. And don’t be the fake friend that uses her be honest because Being friends with Janeth is like a blessing. She’s smart, nice, pretty, amazing, and funny. Give her a smile and never switch up on her because she doesn’t deserve ppl switching up on her bc she doesn’t switch up. If ur dating her be loyal appreciate her tell her how beautiful she is and how nice she is. Don’t break her heart because she has friends that will hurt u. Anyways just Janeth will always be there for u no matter what and she will always help u thru tuff shii be nice to her💖 and love her cherish every moment u have with her💓
Person 1) who’s that girl
Person 2) that’s Janeth duhh I mean she’s very beautiful how can u not know
Person 1) oh yeah she’s also very nice unless u get her mad
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1. The most powerful goddess; ruling over all gods as well.
2. The most beautiful and caring and intelligent and sexy and perfect female who does not strike an image in a man's head that he wants to have sex with her, but instead he wants to marry her at first sight.
Example for definitions 1 and 2: God damn! Janeth is, well... Janeth!
by Balano May 11, 2003
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If you look at Janeth you would say dangggggg... I love you sis😘😘😘
Dangggggg Janeth
by Clb5😘 October 30, 2018
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Janeth is a very funny, smart and kind girl. She can be mean sometimes but that’s just her joking around. Janeth is the most adorable and amazing girl anyone could ever meet. She will always make you laugh or even just smile because her smile could make any guy fall in love with her. Her personality is an 11/10. She sometimes can be stupid or just lack common sense but overall this girl is perfect in every way possible
Person 1: you see that girl over there?

Person 2: yeah dude
Person 1: her name is Janeth and I’m in love with her

Person 2: sick dude
by $2,827 March 19, 2019
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Janeth brought some chocolate gold coins to school, she was too short to hand them to people though.
by Leprechaunsfriend May 27, 2018
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