Jerk multiplied by eight.
Jerk x octopus.
Cuz an octopus has eight arms/legs...so it makes sense for a jerktapus to be jerk x eight....
Originally invented by an Asian. Have a nice day! For all of my friends who were so confused when I said this word... and now I can tell them it's in the dictionary!!

Stop being such a jerktapus, and learn what it means!

jerktapus by HANZUKI THE SQUARE PANDA January 5, 2014

Related Words

janktapus • Janapus • Janktacular • Janktakular • jankypuss • jerktapus • jocktapuss • jank pussy

jankypuss

a loose or unclean vagina

"Colleen what is that smell, did you wash your jankypuss today?"

jankypuss by RyLeen March 11, 2008

Janktakular

Adjective-
Something that is spectacularly jankey.

Noun-
An party, event, or extravaganza while fun for some is rather low brow, and rather ghetto.

Adjective-
Wow dude your $400 Ford Pinto is Janktakular.

Noun-
Drugged out raver- "Hey you want to head to that party out in the desert with the generator "PLURYLIFE #5" I hear some random person nobodies ever heard of is playing"

Someone with something better to do- "Dude why would I want to go to that JANKTAKULAR on a Friday night, let's head to Hollywood"

Janktakular by Houston February 18, 2009

Janktacular

1. relating to the extreme proclivity of an item or figure to be janky; possessing diminished value, especially based on extreme age or frequent use; presently having a nature far less desirable relative to in its original state

2. (antonym) functional, useful; possessing purpose in furtherance of a social good

The SEC's proposed Dodd-Frank rules are janktacular.

The original "Jaws" is an excellent film all around. "Jaws II" features acting that is a bit janky; "Jaws III" is jankier still; but only "Jaws IV" is truly janktacular.

Janktacular by boll15ter May 17, 2011

Janapus

Person 1: Janapus
Person 2: Janapus
:Person 3: Eng

Janapus by Janapus February 5, 2018

jocktapuss

Used as a term to describe, One that is a freak of nature athleticly and in the bedroom but wears stupid cat t-shirts and dances like an octopus.

There goes so and so, dancing like a true jocktapuss.

jocktapuss by Ausdawg July 26, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026