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janktapus

A magic card requiring multiple cards to make it a food card.
Stuffier doll, its a total janktapus.
by Emberscar November 10, 2019
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jerktapus

Jerk multiplied by eight.
Jerk x octopus.
Cuz an octopus has eight arms/legs...so it makes sense for a jerktapus to be jerk x eight....
Originally invented by an Asian. Have a nice day! For all of my friends who were so confused when I said this word... and now I can tell them it's in the dictionary!!
Stop being such a jerktapus, and learn what it means!
by HANZUKI THE SQUARE PANDA January 5, 2014
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jankypuss

"Colleen what is that smell, did you wash your jankypuss today?"
by RyLeen March 11, 2008
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Janktakular

Adjective-
Something that is spectacularly jankey.

Noun-
An party, event, or extravaganza while fun for some is rather low brow, and rather ghetto.
Adjective-
Wow dude your $400 Ford Pinto is Janktakular.

Noun-
Drugged out raver- "Hey you want to head to that party out in the desert with the generator "PLURYLIFE #5" I hear some random person nobodies ever heard of is playing"

Someone with something better to do- "Dude why would I want to go to that JANKTAKULAR on a Friday night, let's head to Hollywood"
by Houston February 18, 2009
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Janktacular

1. relating to the extreme proclivity of an item or figure to be janky; possessing diminished value, especially based on extreme age or frequent use; presently having a nature far less desirable relative to in its original state

2. (antonym) functional, useful; possessing purpose in furtherance of a social good
The SEC's proposed Dodd-Frank rules are janktacular.

The original "Jaws" is an excellent film all around. "Jaws II" features acting that is a bit janky; "Jaws III" is jankier still; but only "Jaws IV" is truly janktacular.
by boll15ter May 17, 2011
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Janapus

Janapus
Person 1: Janapus
Person 2: Janapus
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jocktapuss

Used as a term to describe, One that is a freak of nature athleticly and in the bedroom but wears stupid cat t-shirts and dances like an octopus.
There goes so and so, dancing like a true jocktapuss.
by Ausdawg July 26, 2018
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